The best quotes from my time in Billings

These are all original quotes from the staff in Billings from when I was there. I felt like some of them were so funny I posted them on usenet or on IRC, and they ended up being ripped off and used in movies or by rasslin promotions.

10. It it going to snow for the Easter Bunny?

9. You're a Hossen Globber.

8. SOWH!

7. Priority one for the ASOS in Sheridan.

6. Bring back the count.

5. Call the railroad yard. That train has a broken headlight.

4. Call the cops on the 2 meter. There's a drunk driver out there.

3. It will NEVER, EVER happen again.

2. Terrance. Yes Phillip. I feel like popping some tires.

1. Can you smell what the RUC is cookin?

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