So...you wanna know more about MexicanLoisLane?
Well...who doesn't?  hee hee!

I am a young, Hispanic college student who ABSOLUTELY LOVES Superman.  (Especially the TV show!  Dean Cain, HELLO!!!)

I go to Southwest Texas State University, although both my personality and my actions still belong in High School.

I am originally from San Antonio, then I moved up to Dallas, but now, I'm pretty much moving back to San Antonio (San Marcos.)

I, ladies and gentlemen, am a self-proclaimed music critic with around 10-12 published reviews under my belt.  I hope to one day be able to own my own Latin Music magazine, where I can let all my rants and raves out without any restriction from a boss or Journalism teacher.  (You don't sense any sort of bitterness there, do ya?!)

I may do well at critiquing music, but I'm not the best when it comes to playing it, although I do fiddle around with many instruments.

I have yet to master the guitar and bass, but I'm pretty good by ear on the congas, trumpet & accordion.  I also write songs on the side, but hardly anyone gets to actually SEE or HEAR those.

I have a huge family, and there is a good chance that you, the fair net surfer, have probably met one of them. 

Is that enough for you?
You know what, I thought...what better way to tell about myself than to list a whole bunch of crap I like, if you get through it fine, if not, it's not like it's a big loss...here it goes....I like:  thunderstorms, Dean Cain, Latin Music, Cheetos Puffs, Sbarro Pizza, A Taste of Italy, Fettucini Alfredo, Scrabble, Monopoly, Playstation One, Adidas, Diana Krall, Christina Aguilera, Superman, my dog, loose fitting pants, t shirts, Altoids, Gobstoppers, Colonial at Home Candles, Yankee Candles, Tommy Hilfiger stuff, My Cousin Vinny, Yahoo!, Blood In - Blood Out, Thalia, hands-free devices for my phone, Untamed Hearts, Dashboard Confessionals, hockey (Dallas Stars), Texas Rangers baseball, Default, Dell computers, Sharpie pens, my THX digital surround sound computer speakers, Ford Excursion, Plymouth Prowler, Ashley, being able to email someone when you're mad and not have to talk on the phone with them, photo paper, my watch, fax machines, Pappas Bros. Steakhouse, Jack In the Box, chicken McNuggets, Frosty's, Galveston, Nicole, San Antonio, San Marcos, Austin, New Mexico, Nevada, Carla, Colorado, Andre, dorm rooms, Friends, Pedro, short lines at the grocery store, those cool Cyclone pops, Chik-o-stick, Chick-fil-a, Chilis, Heath Bars, Bath and Body works, Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino, Gloria Estefan, Beto, Boone's Farm, Coke, Lemonade, McDonald's French Fries, Chinese food, most of my cousins, ALEX!!!, Harris better than Commons, Pizza Hut, Dave Matthews Band, Los Garcia Bros, playing the congas, the guitar, and the accordion, menudo!, caldo de anything, RICE KRISPIES TREATS, Lois & Clark:  The New Adventures of Superman, Dean Cain..., La Virgen de Guadalupe, crucifixes, being Catholic, being Mexican, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (animated), the beach, hot glue guns, big band music, John Coltrane, CHARLIE PARKER!, Saved by the Bell, calendars, meat products, Popeye's chicken, my Superman wallet, that song by Cam'ron...OH BOY!, AIM, Yahoo Messenger, www.diarrhea.com, old school 80s rap, cordless phones, The Dallas Morning News, writing letters, going to the bathroom after you really really need to, Big Red with Mexican food, the taste of cough syrup, Norah Jones' song "Don't Know Why," cyber sexual role playing...jk that's BETO's favorite!...Remy Shand, No Doubt, late night infomercials, my bracelet, kicking it...typing really long things like this so everyone can read my ranting...isn't it great?
Gee, ain't I a cutie?!
Gee, ain't I a lil'
young to be drinkin?
This is me (with my infamous shirt proclaiming SPEAR BRITNEY!) and my mom with one of Christina Aguilera's dancers (his name is Roman, left) and one of Janet Jackson's dancers...I don't remember his name.  They were really nice...and there is a longgggg story about me, Roman, a Christina Aguilera poster and some autographs...email me if you really wanna know.  I doubt you do.
Dean Cain...OoOoOhh...
Go SWT BOBCATS!!
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