THOUGHT OF THE DAY
6/01/01
Waiters don't like it when you hide their menus.
6/05/01
Sometimes, the hot chicks aren't even worth going for.
6/12/01
New plan, lets just kill each other.
6/15/01
It feels good to be left out two times in one day.
6/16/01
The best feeling in the world is when you go to check your e-mail, but you have none.
7/13/01
If you're gonna get a tattoo, you better be sure you really want one, because those things just don't wipe off.
7/15/01
If you smell a fart, look around for the evil peanuts.
7/31/01
Hey i asked her what she would give you from 1-10 and she said -1
9/5/01
Just when you thought you found a good one, you find out she's got a boyfriend.
9/12/01
If a hot girl with a nice body wants to ruin your day, all she has to do is mention that she's going skinny dipping and your not invited.
5/10/02
If i was a chocolate smoothie, I'd probably be the tastiest damn chocolate smoothie ever.
6/11/02
This ones going faster than the last couple.
6/12/02
Maybe you won't have grandkids.
7/2/02
2 days, and i already miss her.
7/19/02
Like a dumbass, i waited for her, and i'm sitting at home again.(not about #3)
8/21/02
Yesterday, i missed her birthday dinner, today we had a 10 min phone call of silence. Im a big fat failure.
9/19/02
If #3 only knew how much i hated her...she would...not know anything at all.
9/19/02
One day you're gonna have to let me borrow your red pants!
9/19/02
Though of the day removed cuz IT SUCKED.
9/20/02
Why??
10/10/02
Life sucks. But im used to it.
11/04/02
Why is it that we love the ones that don't love us back...and we dont give love a chance with the ones that want to love us?!?!? (Didn't make this one up, it just fit too good to pass up)
11/28/02
Once again, my hopes have been crushed like a small grape.
12/14/02
I love PETsMART!
12/28/02
When life hands me lemons, I don't make lemonade. I put them in a big bag. One day, i'm going to use my big bag of lemons to beat the living crap out of life.
2/8/03
I'm starting to think my life is one big crushing defeat after another, with little bits of good stuck in every once in a while.
2/14/03
Another year, another lonely Valentine's Day ...sigh... oh well, theres always next year.
3/31/03
I guess this is one of those little bits of good...
4/7/03
Geez, why can't i just do it?!?
4/10/03
Wow, i promise i don't feel like the biggest jackass in the world.
4/11/03
Even though i took 30 minutes, i still did it!
4/13/03
Why does calculus have to be so freakin hard? Oh well, i guess i better get used to it if i'm gonna be doing it all my life.
4/19/03
I think FOX has croseed the reality TV show line with this new Mr. Personality. I mean, if you have to get Monica Lewinsky to host it, it's gotta be embarrasing.
4/20/03
Only the #1 loser can make someone wait 4 hrs.
4/24/03
Man, i scorched that practice AP test's anus!
4/25/03
I shouldn't have even gone to that game. I would have saved myself the embarrasment.
4/26/03
I really don't remember anything, but i bet i f*cked up somewhere along the way.
4/27/03
Wow. Not only am i the #1 loser, im the #1 jackass!
4/28/03
I don't think i'll last the last 3 weeks without punching her in the face.
5/3/03
There, now when you ask about the one time that I lied to you, i'll have an answer.
5/4/03
Wow, im a triple threat when it comes to the ladies. I can be insulted 3 times, get beaten up, AND wuss out, all in one day!
5/7/03
Ouch, she shafted me again. Oh well, i guess it's not as bad as last time.
5/8/03
That AP test didn't hula-hoop me at all. Oh well, prom is this weekend, so it will make up for this horrible thursday.
5/10/03
Woohoo!! Prom!!
5/11/03
No more driving to Galveston with Kim, i say way too many stupid things, and awkward silence always follows stupid things.
5/12/03
I stayed up till 6. I'm still waiting for my reward (P.S. That whole reward thing worked out REAL well.)
5/15/03
The Matrix was very good, but that line was ridiculous, and maybe i should have seen is a LITTLE earlier
5/16/03
Well, i think we both found out that if you actually dance you have a lot more fun.
5/17/03
I guess not everything is better in a hot tub - especially injuring your girlfriend ;-).
5/18/03
Finally, the Crushinator is out of my garage!
5/20/03
Wow, ive got to be the biggest loser if i have to ask about every thing. Can't i just be compulsive and do something for once?
5/22/03
Finally, the 13 years of hell are over.
5/24/03
Wow. It's amazing what happens when you mix a hot tub, a hot girl and a reckless disregard for other's opinions.
5/25/03
I had 2 and a half hours alone, and what did I do? Nothing. What a sucka. Oh well, there's always next time. But oh wait, i start working all day every weekday now! Awesome! Guess I kinda blew my chances.
5/27/03
Manual labor sucks big booty-hole.
6/3/03
Awww, my girlfriend never ceases to amaze me.
6/4/04
Mmm...2 pounds of pure meat...thanks Cattleman's!
6/5/03
12 hours seems like such a short amount of time when you have a LAPTOP!
6/7/03
I could really get used to being spontaneous!
6/8/03
10:00 a.m. = PAYCHECK! ; 10:00 p.m. = mmmmmmmmkay?!?!?!?
6/11/03
I forgot. What a pathetic loser i am!
6/13/03
Recap of Friday the 13th: early early morning was really great. But then i went to sleep, woke up, fell asleep again, was almost late for work, cut my finger open at work, got home from work, and had to go out with Kim and 2 friends and listen to them talk about guys, alcohol, and "the good old days". But at least i got to eat Chili's, i got a pack of Rips (they're really good), and of course, i got to spend time with Kim!!
6/14/03
Even though i was a real jerk and pretty much ruined the whole night, i'm glad i got to get all that off my chest.
6/15/03
Either she's getting more and more tired, or getting more and more tired of seeing me. Please say she just needs sleep.
6/19/03
Actually, i take back the cursing of luck. I love luck. It works in very mysterious ways.br>
6/21/03
I'm getting worse. Thats's not a good thing...
6/28/03
Wow, that was a close one. I almost ruined everything. Not that i don't deserve it, cuz i probably do. But i hope she finds it in her heart to forgive and TRY to forget. PLEEZE????
6/29/03
Bored...Nothing to do....But i finished Harry Potter!!!!(the third one, not the new one.)
6/30/03
Damn you Megan!!! j/k
7/2/03
Now you can't say im never prepared
7/6/03
ouch.......................................................
7/7/03
I renounce my hatred of Linkin Park. They actually have 2 good songs now. Somewhere I Belong is not one of them though.
7/8/03
Another kick in the nuts, another bullet in the head. Eh, what's new?
7/9/03
She give's me a second chance, and what do i do? I nearly ruin it.
7/12/03
Wednesday, Thursday : thumbs up....Friday, Saturday : thumbs very far down.
7/19/03
Well i thought i messed up, but i guess i really really messed up. It seems im a forgotten man. Oh well, im not used to existing anyways.
7/28/03
Cruising with friends, listening to G Love.....
8/1/03
Last full day of work at APG!!! But Inventory really sucks.
8/2/03
Mudvayne and Deftones were awesome, I have a new-found respect for Limp Bizkit and especially Linkin Park, but Metallica rocked my freakin socks off!!!! Best show of the night!
8/4/03
Ashley hates me... :-(
8/5/03
Only 9 more days till i'm on my own!
8/9/03
Wow, my last sunday in Deer Park was the worst one yet...
8/12/03
One more full day till i'm living on my own!
9/7/03
Wow, college life is superb...