Stories

Stories of my kids

Michael

I Love my baby , more than my own life I know , Its been rough for us lately with me and daddy going thru some roughtimes and marital problems but I have confidance that Daddy's midlife crisis will end and we'll be a family again .
Michael (8 yrs old), me and the kids went to the movies , we saw a horror movie and even though me AND the kids are Horror buffs I must have jumped at least a foot off my seat when the monster made an appearance , my son leans over and in a whisper loud enough for three rows to hear he tells me " Mom , its only a computer , remember tell yourself "its only a computer "
Michael was about four years old maybe five when I was busy with his his little sister , he came running in crying and telling me he fell out of the tree , knowing he couldn't have climbed that high (hah!) I told him " your was all right , he wasn't bleeding and Mommy didn't see him fall out of the tree ! " , A few minutes later I hear " Mom ... Mom... Mommy !! " I walk to the front door and start to feel faint as I see my son about 5 feet off the ground in the y of the tree (where I couldn't think he could reach) he told me This is how I fell He than flung himself backwards on the soft grass(thank God) and started crying , I immediately started doing an imitation of a Fred Sanford heart attack on the porch !
My son still crying came and asked me if I was OK ?

I don't know Am I ?

We were driving in my car when i start hearing this odd noise in the engine , feeling scared I pulled over and immediately pulled the hood up , nope - no problem there ,
crawling under the car i find the source of the problem , twenty little green army men tied on a string in a row under the car untieing their now squished little bodies I stomp to the back of the car and fling the sliding door open announcing in my mommy voice " Whats this ?"
Michael looks at me and announces
" Oh No !!! Mom !!! Thats the recon team for toy story !! Now we'll never find Buzz " After threatening all sorts of bodily harm I slam the door close walk behind the van and must have looked a site to drivers on loop 410 as I sat on the bumper of my car Laughing so hard I almost wet myself !