index
A-1
"All Me All The Time"
A-2
"All This And Brains Too!"
A-3
"Into Aromatherapy? Pull My Finger."
A-4
"Built For Comfort Not For Speed"
A-5
"Chocolate Coffee Men All are Better When Rich"
A-6
"I Am Successfully Avoiding My Potential !"
B-1
"CIA - Cranky Insecure Adult"
B-2
"Bite Me !!!"
B-3
"All-Star"
B-4
"Awsome"
B-5
"I'm A Band Parent"
B-6
"BOO"
C-1
"Birthday Girl 1"
C-2
"Birthday Girl 2"
C-3
"I Have A Baby Sister"
C-4
"I Have A Baby Brother"
C-5
"I'm A Band
Parent"
C-6
"American Ends In
I CAN"
D-1
"Computer Whiz"
D-2
"Do I Seem Self Centered Or Is It Just Me?"
D-3
"Friends Don't Let Drunk Friends
Karaoke"
D-4
"I Didn't Say It Was
Your Fault....."
D-5
"I Don't Have An
Attitude Problem....."
D-6
"I Have A Drinking Problem, I Can't
Afford It"
E-1
"I Know You Have A Thing For Me....."
E-2
"My Imaginary Friend
Thinks You Have
Mental Problems !"
E-3
"I'm Busy, Your Ugly, Have A Nice Day !"
E-4
"You Look Like Shit. Is That The Style Now?"
E-5
"I'm Still Hot... it Just Comes in Flashes Now."
E-6
"I Need Sombody Bad. Are You Somebody Bad?"
F-1
"I See Drunk People !"
F-2
"Jesus Loves You, It's Everyone Else That Thinks You're An Ass!"
F-3
"My Life May Be
Strange But At Least
It's Not Boring"
F-4
"People Like You Are The Reason....."
F-5
"My Mind Is Made
Up, Don't Confuse
Me With Facts"
F-6
"And Which Dwarf Are You?"
G-1
"Normal People Scare Me !"
G-2
"I'm In No Shape To Exercise."
G-3
"People Like You Are The Reason That People Like Me....."
G-4
"I'll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being
Smarter!"
G-5
"PMS 24/7
Now....What Was It You Were Going To Say?"
G-6
"Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Alcohol."
H-1
"Hey Saddam....
Bite Me !!!"
H-2
"See No Evil,
Hear No Evil,
Date No Evil."
H-3
"Aw, Did I Step On Your Poor Little Bity Ego?"
H-4
"There's Too Much Blood In My Alcohol System."
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