It was my first show and my first "time" and my only love. 

My father, in his getting back to his youth era, decided to give his son (me) a ticket to the grateful dead show. My ticket really came after the show when I took a couple little tickets to a new world. I danced to a disco show and burned bbbaby burned. By that time I was in the God zone, you know that time you were perfect and everything was soo onederfully won. Well, when the music finally burned out I was left standing there as hundreds of people scattered back to thier camps. I couldn't believe it, why would any one ever leave. But I finally decided to go look for my friends when out of the corner of my eye she appeared. I couldn't take my eyes off of her and after a while with me standing there gazing dumbfoundedly she and her two friends invited me to join them. Now I don't remember what I said but it was magic and she was crying with happiness. I then decided that with everything on the table that we should be married. She agreed and "By the power vested in me and everything everywhere we are married." Its all kind of a fog I met her mother I then talked to some old guy who asked me if I was Jesus and was balling with happiness in my arms. The next thing I know Im facing my greatest fear. I decided to strip. Now this was no normal strip not like in the shows where there is more than just one person nude. I was all alone and when I took off my jeans I was very surprised to find that my penis was the smallest it has ever been. I think it was scared it had never seen so many people at once before. But determined to face a fear I let out a yell of courage and walked out into the crowd of hundreds. What happened next was a complete bluuuuuuuurrrrr. I wake up the next morning butt naked in the med tent. Scared to death I asked if they had any clothes I could were. They gave me the tightest jeans ever and a tiny shirt that had Fred smokin a blunt sayin yabba dabba doobieeeee. The guy gave me a note that said we went inside be back later love Mom. The hand writing looked exactly like my mom's handwriting and so I was freaked. MY MOM KNOWS I DID ACID!!!!! so I ran and left the show. It wasn't my biological Mom who left the note it was my "mother in law." 

So the years have gone by and I m still in love with this girl. I need to meet her to find out if it was the drugs or true love because every relationship I have Had since then is just a joke "she" still owns my heart and I can't give away a heart I don't have. So maybe in all that love talk I should have asked her her name but I didn't. So if yyou've got any clue about this tale please help I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddd to find her.

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