me and my buddy jay are oph to see phish in norml, il. we decided to smoke a packed black and mild blunt, (obviously philled with weed!) well,completely stoned, we roll into town. i decide to make a lepht turn, going the wrong way down a one way road. this older guy waves his hands all crazy and points to the one way sign. i said, "oh shit!", and avoid the turn, only to be on the wrong side of the road anyway. i was on this guys right side, trying to avoid oncomming traphic, which i did, and ended up in the lane i wanted to be in, in the phirst place. so we phinally get to red bird arena wondering iph we are gonna phind some acid when this cat knocks on my car window, bephore i even shut the car oph, he says, "hey man, you guys need any acid man?" we just looked at eachother and lauphed. "hell yeah," we said. so we go inside and see the
show and trip our balls oph!!! on the way home, goin down hwy 55 towards st louis, i start geekin hard! all of the sudden there are the southpark underpants gnomes just runnin everywhere, all over the highway!!! i start screaming, "holy shit jay, do you see that?" and i told him what im seeing. he almost pissed in his pants lauphing when i told him. we phinally got home and went to bed man, wow how good it pheels to get home. that was the 10-4-99 show!!! absolutely a grand ol memory phor a phirst phish show! take care people. be kind to your
brother and we'll see you on tour this summer!! peace.

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