:KUMA:      
Sake with 'Hachi
Japanese krunk
Don't need to stand 'cause I fight on my trunk
I trained in the wild
Gots my skills enhanced
Kuma-Kai Advanced Bear Fighting Stance!
Pwning all the n00bs
Don't Fuck With The Bear
'Specially that biker with skyscrapin' hair
Poor Papa Hei
Spread word across the nation
Bid Daddy Kuma's got a new corporation
Make tons of chedda
Don't care about famine
I gotta fill my belly with honey and salmon
Not from a stream
I'm drinking from a chalice
Then Lee chauffeurs me to Sashimi Palace
But all you street fighters
Don't you lament
I'll see you next year at the King of Bear Fist Tournament
"I love salmon and regret nothing!"
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