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| Freddy VS Jason-The ultimate wetdream of any horror fan back in the 80's and early 90's...finally put onscreen for our viewing pleasure. All I have to say about this movie is that it is everything I ever expected and then some for this angle. The movie dabs into the past of both characters and sheds some light on why they are like they are. But all in all, horror movie wise, there is plenty of blood, bodycount, and yes oh yes.....premarital sex and enormous boobies. A classic in the making, Freddy VS Jason will not dissapoint you if you love the traditional horror movies and watching Jason manhandle everyone. the Uplink says-Go see it now. Top 5 movie of the year for me. ***** |
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| American Wedding-Well, the third installment in the American Pie trilogy sticks to the previous movies mantra.....gross out jokes, toilet humor, and the gratuitous nudie scene. Not to take away from this one though, it is funny as hell and will keep you laughing throughout the entire movie. Jim and Michelle are getting married but this movie focuses more on Stiffler and his antics of trying to hook up with Michelle's good looking younger sister. Finch, Kevin, Jim's Dad, the MILF dudes, and even Stifflers mom return for this one. It is a great comedy and will not dissapoint you if you liked the previous two. the Uplink says-A go see movie. Funny movie with heart. **** |
| T3-Well Ahhhnold is back as the Terminator in the third installment and needless to say, it is not a bad movie at all. Arnold has long been associated with box office bombs that just did not cut it at the movies but T3 is an exception. Action packed from beginning to end, T3 lived up to its expectations for me. The female terminator sent to kill John Connor and his associates is a hardcore bitch and sexy to boot. She is a mesh of the original terminator and the T-1000 and has the ability to grow weapons.....she is badass. Like I said before, it is definitely about the action and fighting sequences. Arnold said he wanted to go out of the movie industry on top to pursue politics, well this is that movie. the Uplink says-See it or be terminated like little Gary Coleman in the recall election. **** |
| Ratings system: *-It fucking sucks. **-OK movie. Should have bought a lap dance though. ***-Par movie. 3 words, BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO RENTAL ****-Crowd pleaser. No shame in using your bill money. *****-It rocks your ass. Donate some plasma or sell some organs to get the money to see this |