| The following photographs are unauthorized Bobblehead Jesus photos. They are not endorsed by Bobblehead Jesus, and The Publicity Division of Bobblehead Jesus Inc. denies that these photos represent any truthful event. Despite this claim, and in the interest of honest journalism, we still feel it necessary to expose this part of the Bobblehead Jesus's private life. We apologize to the family viewers if the following two photos are offensive, but it must be known, Bobblehead Jesus is somewhat of a womanizer, and as he has supernatural powers he can evoke passions in people, women in particular, that suit his needs. |