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| Profile #001: Subject - Typheron Special Skills: Master Of the Lightsaber, Halo, Drums (poorly played...), Deep Cynicism. Power Up - Vanish without trace when boried |
| Profile #002: Subject - UndercoverJedi Special Skills: Soon to be Rich and Famous Rock Star, Bass Geetar, Part Time Ninja Assasin, Kept and Fed Man Power Up - Jack Daniels Drinking Mode |
| Profile #003: Subject - Addictedtoporn Special Skills: Porno Monkey, Ability to scare women on sight, Sweedish Porn Star, Postman. Power Up - Inaproperate Comment Mode |
| Profile #004: Subject - Iron Man Special Skills: Swordsmanship, Power of the Comic book Master, Civil Servant mode. Power Up - Stud Muffin lady layer Mode |
| Profile #005: Subject - Nemisis Special Skills: Army of GIJOE at his command, Database of Useless Information (brain), HE FEARS NOTHING (c'ept the borg) Power Up - Atomic, Thermo-Nuclear Pickled Chilli Fart Mode |
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| -Words of Wisdom From the Forces of Randomness- |
| "tell that to my CROTCH!" - addictedtoporn |
| "12 inch salami!!!" - addictedtoporn |
| "Whats Past Is Prologue" - Anon. |
| "tits his name because i love to have his hot spunk sprayed all over my chest..." - addictedtoporn |
| "Fear, Fear is my ally, fear and those little cocktail weenes on sticks..." - Typheron |
| "....................................................." - Undercoverjedi |
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| "It was green, sexy kick arse and had big fuck off guns on it" - Nemisis |
| "and that is y im asking the messigh of graphics packages for his help..." -Nemisis in referance to Typheron |
| "Lets shoot the bastard!, can we, can we, can we??? -Nemisis |