'Hm.. I must have been living in a cave when enviting [sic] a girl to take a shower with you has been declared "sleezy"' - Anonymous

That is the quote of the day. It has been the quote of the day for 6 months. It will continue to be the quote of the day until I say otherwise. So if someone asks you what the quote of the day is, THAT is a pretty safe bet.
Where to go:

Penguin Training
Old pages I thought I had deleted
This is a page that will let you contact me. Why you would do such a silly thing i do not know.

This page is not under construction, it's just incomplete. The difference being that I have no desire to finish it.

What's more, this page is ugly. If you have problems with ugly unfinished pages, ummm... OMIGOD YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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