BLOODSUCKERS
Yeah, it sucks all right.  About as inspired as its title.


Some chick looks for her lost fiance and finds a cult of vampire wannabes.  Whee.

Problems become apparent about ten minutes in, when there's this ridiculous orgy scene.  Half seemingly shot on video and the other half shown through what appears to be a kaleidoscope, it brings Austin Powers unbidden to mind, and you expect one of the participants to cry out "I put the GRRR in swinger, baby!"

Things actually manage to go downhill from there, with Patrick McNee being thwarted by blue styrofoam rocks, and prominently-featured-on-the-box Peter Cushing barely appearing at all.

Man, this one's just seriously fucking dull from beginning til near-end, with only said orgy and a fiery speech at a banquet inspiring the slightest interest.  I say near-end because the final shot is quite cool - sort of a chest's POV shot of a stake and hammer being poised above it.

Not much else to say about this one, other than advice for you to stay away.  Also known as Doctors Wear Scarlet and Incense For The Damned - stay away from those too. 

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