DEMON RAGE
Pick a title, you idiots
So the box says the title is Demon Rage. Above that, in print every bit as large, it also tells you that it was released theatrically as Satan's Mistress. It doesn't say that it's also known as Dark Eyes, and my favorite, Fury Of The Succubus. And then, THEN, on the title screen, the original title on the film (whatever that was) is covered over by a big red band and white lettering announces the film's title as Demon Seed. Whatever - this movie chugs monkey spunk by the gallon under any name.
If you ever thought you could never get tired of looking at a woman's breasts, this is the movie that'll send you crying out "FOR GOD'S SAKE PUT A SHIRT ON!!!" I mean, Jesus, about a million times over, again and again, it's just the same shot of this naked chick in bed from exactly the same angle. It's enough to put me off breasts for...well, we'll see.
An unhappy couple with a teenaged daughter lives in a beachhouse. You know that the marriage is unhappy because every single married couple in the movies who lives in a beachhouse is unhappy. But don't feel sorry for her - she finds sexual fulfillment in her relationship with some ghostly presence which fucks her again and again and again and again and again and again and again. He's not much of a conversationalist, so he never bothers to bring up just who he is.
This is probably the only movie ever made in which somebody is fucked by an invisible cartoon. It's also the only movie I know of which seriously postulates that the key to contact with the spirit world is loneliness. Not that this is specifically a bad idea, but jeez, there are a lot of lonely people in the world. You'd think that by now, one of them would have said something.
Features one guy who sounds like his lines were looped by Alan Alda. I have to admit, I loved the scene where he accidentally falls right into a guillotine. And the climax was kind of interesting. But overall, holy shit, guys. It's better than being whacked in the balls repeatedly with a steel rod, but not by much.