THE DEMONS OF LUDLOW
I mean, really. A haunted PIANO?
This haunted-piano story opens up with a hoedown and doesn't get much better from there.
Lemme get this straight - whenever we see somebody play the town of Ludlow's new piano, what we hear is the score, filled with synths and pipe organs? But sometimes not, sometimes we hear this keyboard that sounds like a child's toy. And fingers aren't ever synced with the music half the time - what's going on? Oh, who cares?
The town of Ludlow inherits a piano. The piano is haunted (haunted clocks, haunted mirrors, now haunted pianos. How long until I see a haunted shoehorn?). Death and destruction awaits the town of Ludlow. Citizens perish. A select few discovers what's going on. Piano loses left front leg for no apparent reason. Viewer is irresistibly drawn to stare instead at the cover of the latest Cosmo.
I've watched two movies recently which short-changed me in terms of time, being shorter than their boxes claimed, but I didn't mind, because they weren't very good. This wasn't very good either, but it was made even worse by taking about twelve minutes longer than the box led me to expect. Just fucking lame, people! I've yet to read a good review for this one. I won't be the first to write one, like I was for Graveyard Shift.