NEXT OF KIN
Indescribably boring
From the same country that gave us Mad Max and AC/DC comes what may well be the most boring movie I've ever seen, and yes, Next of Kin expands the Unthinkable Thirteen into the Festering Fourteen.
No, this isn't the snore-inducing Patrick Swayze movie that features Bill Paxton for all of three minutes. This is far worse.
This is a sleep-inducing Australian film about a woman who inherits a retirement home, and features not one even remotely creepy moment, unless you're particularly put off by wrinkly old men in the bathtub.
A head explodes, but you'll miss it if you even think of blinking.
No excitement, no suspense, no sense of humor (not even an unintended one), no fright and near zero gore, and the sex was about as exciting as counting holes in a speaker cover.
There's just nothing to say about this one except how dull it is. And I can't say that enough.