When choosing a title for this webpage, I rejected literally 23 titles. Here they are in all their worthlessnessness:

A Dreadful Arrogance
Alabama In my Spleen
A Stupefyingly Futile Conceit
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!!!!!!
Campbells Emporium of Glod
Campbell's (Statistical) Deviation
Duckahns Badger Emporium and Crapulence steak Monkey. Incorperataing the national bank of gimpdity and spam based foot ware for the mentally incoherrent and jellatonus of spine
FlangeGasket.com
Iannucci stole MY ideas!!! Damn him!!!!!
I Like Jam
I'm from Kent, man
I will not buy this website, it is scratched
Karma Fruit Cake
Monkey Tubes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People's Republic of China
Prepare the Earth woman for Our pleasure
Rishi's engorged Twiglet
Single Twisted Kidney
Tape me to a train: I'm imported
The Castle Aaaaagh
Warning: Get a cloth
You have failed. You must now survive without toilet paper for 6 months

NOT EVIL ENOUGH