"Let's go and visit Tidyup today. You can
drive," said Eat Your Greens
"Alright then, but only if you phone The
Big Bad I Said No! and have an argument with him," said Comb Your Hair
"Right then, Eat Your Greens, we're coming
down there too!" shouted The Big Bad I Said No!
"Let's see if Sleepy Old Go To Bed wants to
come with us, seeing as we have no idea where Tidyup lives," said Stoppit, but
it sounded like "Ee ee ee ee ee eeee."
"I have no idea where Tidyup lives either,
but that's no reason not to go," said
Sleepy Old Go To Bed, adding "Stoppit
can use his mobile to get directions, if we get lost."
Which, of course, they
did
But they
got there in the end
Everyone got drunk
and lived happily ever after
Except Stoppit
who suffered greatly from bogvom, and later sinkvom
Sleepy
Old Go To Bed and Eat Your Greens talked b*ll*cks in the kitchen for
hours,
and Sleepy Old Go To Bed and Stoppit felt not-at-all-well the next day