"The Dork Of The Month!"
April

"The Dork of the Month! feature is not meant to be an insult towards anyone. It's sole purpose is to honor those who embody all that is dorky, and celebrate their unique qualities. We commend their individuality. These rare individuals set the standards for the rest of us dorks to follow.

Well folks, the race for "The Dork of the Month!" was a close one this time. Due to the family feud going on in this race, it was impossible to predict the winner. But now, I am happy to announce that one dork has prevailed. What's special about this dork is of course the unparalleled, distinctivley insane family from which she spawns from. In addition, her soft skin, love of poo, and the fact that she signs my guestbook everyday enhances her already dorky qualities. Ladies, Gents, Poo's and cookies of the world, the "Dork of the Month!" for the month of April is none other than.......

Crescent MOooooon....

Muniza!!!

Moon, our mentor....kudos to you!!!

46% Mooooooooon-------Muniza

43% acidity--Asad

11% Da punk Chick---Brandi

Who will be "The Dork of the Month!" for May?! It's all in your hands!! Drop your suggestions at the message board below. Towards the end of the month, another ballot will be posted with the top 4 suggestions, so be sure to come back and vote!!

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