Your Favorite Stars..........
Brownyized!!!
What exactly does "brownyize" mean?  Why the hell would anyone "brownyize" anyone else?  Living in the glorious U-S of A, my fellow desi yaars and I have been subjected to the absence of brown people on television; unless of course if they are acting as managers of a convienience store, such as the Kwik-e-mart.  In order to add some brown color into our monochromatic western culture, I have devised the system of "brownyization."  This profoudly ground-breaking procedure will revoluionize the way in which we view famous American pop icons of our day.  I have acquired pictures of various venerable celebrities, and "brownyized" them; altered their western appearance and metamorphisized them into Desis. I'm still working on the page; continuing the brownyization of western culture.  But for now, people.....ENJOY!!
Peeche-ke-sarak   Ghunde
"Oye!!    Vere are my gaane, yaar?"
This sari  makes me feel stronger!!
Khuda-hafiz,   khuda-hafiz, khuda-hafiz!!
Mera dot wrong place mein hain!! Mein kya karoo?
Mera naam hain, vat?
Mera naam hain, who?
Mera naam hain....
Sukha Shady!
Oye, DJ, saab, record on karo!  Mujhe mere mehboob ke saath naachna hain!!
Kaun hain yeh?
Chooria Vaale
Shoo, he still look good!
Reif, ya Danny??  Help!!
Now his name is Bilal Altaaf (yeah, it's dumb, I ran out of funny ideas!)
He'll be accepted as a desi bhai!
Bechara, bus, ab iski yaadein mojuud hain
More Brownyization........