'Shopping with my wife'

 

Ok .. this is an imaginary poem .. I don't have a wife .. and if marriage is like this I don't think that I'm going to commit marriage … I mean get married..

 

Color code:

Green: me talking

Purple: My wife talking

Gray the hat seller talking

 

If you want to live healthy for life

Don't go shopping with your wife

The least thing that can happen

A heart attack all of a sudden

When she comes to you

That smile on her face gives you some clue

It is the beginning of the month dear

With words that you are dying to hear

It is a trap fool, and if you fall

Next thing you gonna find yourself in a shopping mall

 

why did u pick three dresses of the same color?

Dear, why should you bother?

I liked all of them

Don't you see, they make me look slim

Picking six more is the next thing she did

"For different times of the day" she said

I wish if I can remember her wearing something twice

She only wears the dress once even if it was nice

 

Near the phone store

She said "I like their décor"

So she entered without a warning

I was thinking of changing my phone since morning

It has been three months now

New models are nicer somehow

What are you going to do with your old phone dear?

I will give it to our driver Amir

 

In the shoes store

We lost two hours more

She tried every single pair of shoes

But she still doesn't know what to choose

So she went out angry

Typical woman of the 21st century

 

In the toy store

We only have one kid not four

Why did you buy all these toys?

Stop making all that noise

My beloved son deserves more

He is the one who I adore

And next week he will be four

Now you know what I bought these for

 

In the hypermarket was the disaster

Something more than I can master

She filled a large trolley

And she did that very slowly

Food that we never even eat

But shopping is something she can't beat

Honey do you check the expiry date?

If we do that we will be late

Ironic isn't that true

Some experience I'm passing through

 

On our way out

I saw a nice hat

I said to my wife "what do you think?"

Ok.. Ok .. but make it quick

Thirty drhams if you wanna buy it

But there is no money in my wallet

I gave him my credit card

And I was holding the hat in my hand

He pulled it really hard

Sorry sir I can't sell it

Your credit card is off limit

 

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