The Man with the Liquid Gun
The following is a sneak peek at the newest film from United Arson/Metro Goldwyn Mayhem:
James Bond in:
The Man with the Liquid Gun
Scary-Man-Gah: What are you snickering at James?
James: Well, it's just that you villains wait, like, twenty minutes to kill me. It's quite amusing.
Scary-Man-Gah: What!?
James: Plus, that's only a water gun.
Scary-Man-Gah: I'll show you, James!
Scary-Man-Gah: Bwa-ha-ha! Ha-ha-oh, it is only a water gun. Oh well. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
James: Augh!
James: Stop! Stop! I give up! Uncle! UNCLE!
Scary-Man-Gah:
Very well then.
Scary-Man-Gah: Eh, just kidding. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
James:
My eyes! It burns, it burns! Apply pressure!
Scary-Man-Gah:
That's bleeding, you twit!
James:
Oh, it is, isn't it? My bad...I mean, AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!
Scary-Man-Gah:
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Coming this fall to a bootleg video stand three trailers down from you!