This page is designed to answer some lingering Questions you have about the 2003 UCE YEAR IN REVIEW. Since Holy Evil is off having a life and being employed, Nakedman sat down to answer some common inquiries.

* Why is it called the 43rd Annual AoD Kwanzaa Special? Were there 42 others? Are you even old enough to be alive to make 42 years worth of others? What does Kwanzaa have to do with the AoD or a UCE Year in Review?

Nakedman: To answer your questions in the order they were received: For no reason. No. No. Nothing.

* Why aren’t the monthly reviews consistent? Sometimes you talk about who went to the T3SOB, USOB, and who won the BMF in certain months, and for other months you don’t.

Nakedman: Because I, like, don’t remember who won at that stuff every month.

* Why didn’t you talk more about the titles and who had them and when?

Nakedman: See UCE Title Histories Page. It’s right there on the left side of your screen at Wrassle. And it’s not like important title histories get deleted when people retire or anything.

* Some of your monthly reviews make it suspiciously appear as if you just read the UCE Reporter reports in the News Archives and covered what they covered. For instance – when they didn’t cover certain plots or cards in great detail, neither did you. What’s up with that?

Nakedman: Hrm. Must be a total coincidence. Because I clearly didn’t just go back and read what Atlantis, FYI Guy, Pandora, BG Dummass, Professor D and Rick Reason had to say. Instead, I completely memorized the whole of UCE history throughout the year and kept notes on my computer the whole time. Because that is plausible.

* HEY! You didn’t cover [this certain plotline] even though it was just as important as the other plots you mentioned in [certain month]!

Nakedman: Yeah, tough break. I guess that means you are going to do all the research and spend all the man hours to make your own 2003 UCE Year in Review which corrects my mistakes. Good luck to you, sir.

* How come there is so much about what the AoD and System did?

Nakedman: Because I can remember more about the plots I was in and the plots that I read than the plots I wasn’t in and didn’t read. Doy.

* So, I guess you don’t like lesbians, huh Nakedman?

Nakedman: I liked Ginger.

* Did you catch that episode of “Masters of the Universe” where the Snakemen took over Snake Mountain from Skeletor?

Nakedman: Oh God yes, that was so awesome.

* Right at the beginning you promised that you wouldn’t cover anything involving Battlestone. YOU PROMISED!

Nakedman: Yes, and I did talk about Battlestone anyway. I apologize for that. But in my defense, neither of your two sentences were in the form of a question.

* Actually, [this certain thing you said] is factually inaccurate. In fact, what actually happened was [this]. Could you change that?

Nakedman: No. I like my way better.

* Nakedman was never actually in the UCE this year. Why does he get to talk about what happened in it?

Nakedman: Because I sure as hell wasn’t going to be giving a review by Jailbait. And do you want to try to read through all of this with Count Justice’s Gothic Warrior Speak? I thought not.

* Do you think that the chick from “Pirates of the Caribbean” was hot?

Nakedman: Yeah, she’s kind of flat chested, but I’d certainly still do her. Hell, who am I kidding? I’d do Johnny Depp.

* Really? What about me?

Nakedman: No Necropus, I said leave me alone.

* How come the Monthly reviews get longer at the end of the year? Some of the early ones are short while December is, like, HUGE.

Nakedman: Do you remember what you had for breakfast this morning? Probably. Do you remember what you had for Breakfast on March 12? Mostly likely not. I think you get my drift.

* I had eggs and toast on March 12.

Nakedman: Oh screw you.