The 2004 Fifth Anniversary
Spectacular
…aka…
The Fusion Saga
…aka…
Team Haberman
Force
…aka…
Arsenic’s Plot
…aka…
Silence, Foolish
Possible Titles!
So, in late October
of 2004, the 5th anniversary of myself
joining Cyberslam came, and like the 3rd anniversary
in 2002, I decided to, like, do something. This was that. Arsenic showed up and…
well, you’ll see if you read it.
Unlike with
the 3rd Anniversary archives I have uploaded here, this time I wasn’t
lazy and actually saved other people’s posts. That way you can read an actual
continuous narrative instead of a plot that jumps around, completely missing
parts of the story.
As an added
note for clarity, the conclusion presented at the end as the “actual”
conclusion isn’t the one that was posted in Wrassle. That
ending was written some time later, although it is
pretty much the ending I had in mind. The ending I actually posted in Wrassle was pretty much a post I put up because I was lazy.
This “alternate” ending is also mired by being a whiney political rant. Late
October 2004 quickly turned to early November 2004, with the US Presidential
Election. I must have written that conclusion after Bush was reelected. Don’t
know what the big deal was. I mean it’s not like fucking Kerry would have made
a good President anyway. I mean he fucks Sheep for Christ’s sake. You didn’t
know that, did you? Well now you do. The alternate ending also happens to kill
off most of my characters, which was certainly not meant to actually be sold – especially
since many of them have reappeared again since then. So anyway – real ending
and alternate ending, that’s how it works.