I get hundred of emails every day from persons just like yuo. usually they are asking, MIkhail, what did you do this summer, you were awfully quiet?
Well, friends and comrades, the answer is, I went to a trip in Amsterdam, in teh Nederlands. As you well may know, Hans Christien Anderson is by far my favorite authoer besides Noam Chomsky. So when I got the chance to go to this stranfe city with my best buddy, Dmitry, I said,
The trip started out uneventfull, on the train to the Nederlands. It took many hours and many train changes to arrive at the city, but I trembled with anticepation through out the voyage.
When we got to the city, boy, was I disapointed! There was nothing but junkies and varies other unsavry charactars all over the place, shooting up their "Crack" and "drugs" all over the place, right on the street. Had they no shame? Dmitry had the time of his life, though! We went to what I thougyt was a resterant, where Dmitry ordered a cake. No problem, right? WRONG! It turns out that the "cake" was contaminated with "PCB," a dangerous drug. Dmitry went nuts, then through up. We had t o get out of there quickly!
Later that nighT< Dmitry, who is still (he will hate me for reveling this, ) a bloshing virgin, decided to get a prostitute. But, it turns out, the prostitute have "unionized" raising there prices a lot. Capitalism at work, eh? But Dmitry got one anyway, even though it was not cheap!
By the next morning, I was in a hurry to leave!
PHOTO GALLERY
Dmitry after eating "cake"
Junky.
Person, who spoke to us on condition of not being indetified, who said that prostitute union high prices "totally sucks"
Lenin sez to drugs - JUST SAY NO!