About the Polytechnic

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©copyright 2001, 2006 Vasco Phillip de Sousa. All rights reserved

If you do not agree to these terms, you are not permitted to use this site

By using this site, you agree to follow the Yahoo!Geocities terms of service.

Indemnity: means you agree not to sue us, you enter these pages at you own risk etceteras. However, the author takes full responsibility for what he puts on these pages himself rather than passing the buck to collaborators or service providers.

These terms will be updated as more services become available to comply with laws and internal regulations. They may be changed at any time for any reason.

You agree not to attempt to alter this webpage in any way, and you agree to recognise my copyright throughout. On external sites and places where copyright is otherwise acknowledged, you agree to recognise the rights of the copyright holder.

I would put that you agree not to wear those fat neon shoelaces, but I will allow you that indulgence.

You are NOT obliged to laugh at my jokes or agree with any of the opinions expressed herein.

This page does not represent the viewpoint of geocities, yahoo, any university I've ever been to, any other Artificial Stupidity, etc.

Corporations can not have their own views, they are not people but merely paperwork fictions invented by the Dutch to make a profit and avoid lawsuits! Duh!

These pages represent the views, opinions, distortions and fantasies of Vasco Phillip de Sousa

Acknowlegements

This site was made with the help of a very good friend from America, who helped me with some of the graphics, and another good friend from Aberystwyth, who helped me with the ideas and with support in general. Neither has asked for recognition, but if they allow me, I will post their names here. Both of them I met in Brussels, and neither are employed in the IT or creative industries.

I'd also like to thank the US Army for their website and their fair use images that I have temporarily used on my site. The US Army is the coolest army in the world when it comes to agreed use of their images.

And of course Geocities has been cool enough to host it with minimal advert disruption to the page.

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Why I made this page

Without the people in Aberystwyth, I would never have had the motivation to create such a site. I'm actually getting marked for it! (Well I did in 2001. New version due out soon, the dragon will have his own domain.)

Is it for real then?

This site is not a parody of any single university. It is rather a conglomeration of my own experiences and experiences told me of education institutions in general. Actually, much of it is totally made up to be funny.

The purpose of this page is to make you laugh, release your negative energy in a harmless manner. If it fails to do that, then one of us needs some help developing a sense of humour.

Home | the author of the page is Vasco Phillip de Sousa, sometimes using the name Udigrudi, which is a Brazilian pronunciation for underground.