Herpes The Clown
Debut: UDW S2 EP3
Herpes the clown is a man among...well...clowns.  Herpes is the step-cousin of Pete McTee.  He tried to get on the show but Pete would have none of it because, "He makes Pete irritated and itchy."  What that means nobody is really sure, but what is sure is Herpes has been seen hanging out with people such as Megan Grammer, Amber Soth, Lorrie Jay, and Katherine Jasmann.  Yes Herpes has seen it all, we just hope UDW superstar the Chrizzly Bear has no more close encounters with him.