Coolio Norris
Debut: UDW 3 (non-televised) UDW 7 (televised) Finisher: Coolio Bomb
El Nino, The Big Cat, Julio, Coolio, whatever the hell is name his, this Mestizo is the adopted son of Chuck Norris, and has been sucking dick in UDW since 2006. He proudly holds the record for most career losses, yet somehow has managed to win 7 matches, and has defeated the Chrizzly Bear one-on-one. Coolio turned against his brother Jorge (pronounced WHORE-HEY) and joined the nWo in 2007. He is a 2-time tag team champion, and it it unknown whether he still alligns himself with the nWo or if he's just hiding somewhere because he knows that when he returns he will just get his ass kicked by the good guy wrestlers in UDW.