Dick Trickle
Debut: UDW Selection Show
Dick was born On June 6th, 2006 in Slappy, Indiana.  Dick has been seen with his buddy John Johnson on the selection sunday show and what a debut it was.  Ladies and Gentlemen this man is a rocker...and by rocker I mean he has a slight disability in which he rocks back and forth in his chair like a complete retard.  He also has not one, but two pair of glasses.  Honestly who can compete with that?  The only time anyone has ever wore two pair of glasses in UDW history, now thats something to be proud of.  When you hear Dick Trickle you think, wow must be a weirdo, but it is clearly false as this man has done many great things in his life.  He graduated from Roofing University in under 3 days.  If that isn't an accomplishment, I dont know what is.  He plans to stand behind Barrack "Barry" Obama in his speeches just like Chuck Norris did for Mike "The Man" Huckabee.  Dick Trickle is an important man to our country and will be known for his future in UDW as well.
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