| A former 20-time Mexicano Champion, Jesus Angel Astacio (Dirty Sanchez) was actually born in Japan and had aspirations to become a Japanese Chef. He also had aspirations to have a huge penis, be cool, and get over his fear of plastic sporks. Unfortunately none of these dreams came true. Dirty Sanchez moved to Mexico at the age of four, has a small penis, definetly isn't cool, and is refuses to eat with a Spork of Fpoon. Sanchez is the biological father and mother of Jorge and Coolio Norris, who were adopted by Chuck Norris. He had a rough rookie season, but hopes to return to glory some day and make his sons proud. Dirty also has political aspirations and thinks that Mexican, Japanese, and bi-sexual women will support his cause. Dirty Sanchez sucks, and everyone in UDW secretly hates him. |
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