| John Johnson hails from a small hicktown in Oklahoma and graduated from the University of Oklahoma with high honors. He believes he is highly intellectual, but what comes out of his mouth usually makes zero sense. He has been seen with his buddy Dick Trickle in the selection show for UDW and preformed well. With his outstanding charisma he was asked to take the place of Kelly on the Kelly and Regis show, but declined when UDW offered him his 100 dollar contract with 25 dollar signing bonus. John Johnson can change his accent in midsentence, but enjoys talking in his southern accent to attract his 6 female viewers at home. Through his talks he hopes to run for president of the Bingo Club he attends every sunday. At the Bingo Club he can be seen hitting on most 70 year old women. Yes, these ladies will remember John Johnson not only for his good looks, but for the way he can set there hearts on fire. |
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