JORGE NORRIS
Debut: UDW 13 Finisher: Climbing Ladders
	Jorge Norris (pronounced WHORE-HEY) is the biological son of Dirty Sanchez, biological brother of Coolio Norris, and adopted son of Chuck Norris. His trademark Jorge screech is the same sound he makes when Chuck Norris rapes him. Jorge was stripped naked at Thanksgiving Throwdown, when Primetime stole the poor boys clothing to disguise himself as a Mexican in order to become the #1 contender. While Jorge was nude, Hardcore Jeff came and showed him a game called cock wrestling. Unfortunately Hardcore Jeff did not have a cock so he couldn't play. However, Billy the Hulk's woman did have a cock and her and Jorge had cock fights all night long until Padre Chuck came in and ruined the fun. Oh yeah, Jorge is a one-time tag team champion even though he only has two career wins. Pretty much he sucks and everyone kicks his candy ass.