Sailor Moon Attacks
Cast:
Sailor Moon and 
Sailor Mercury
The Samurai Pizza Cats
Captain Chris Johnson (Me) (Can we have a little Trek in our lives?)
UDX (At first, he thinks im still an admiral!)
Renegade Stephanie Johnson (My sister also adopted)
Mario Brothers and some other characters
And the Samurai Pizza Cats Rescue team!
(As the new ship, the USS Musashi comes into orbit of the BOTVGH sector)
Captain Chris Johnson: Corin, prepare to orbit BOTVGH 4.
Corin: Aye sir.
Captain Chris Johnson: Commander Sturek you have the conn, I'll beam
down to the planet.
(Later at the Transporter Room...)
Captain Chris Johnson: Beam me down Meowzma O'Tool!
Meowsma: Aye aye!
(Chris Transports to BOTVGH Island on BOTVGH 4.)
Admiral!
Chris: Actually, I got Demoted to Captain.
How?
Chris: I sacrificed the U.S.S. Excelsior, but it almost self destructed,
but left adrifted in space, someone Hijacted it.
(
arrives...)
::Pant:: ::Pant:: Chris? You won't belive who I battled...
Chris: Don't tell me, I'll handle it! (Draws his phaser) (Thinking: Is
it 
exploding again? He pretended he was attacked. I think...)
(Chris walks and finds a tall building and climbs a latter, and found
his sister, , and .)
Stephanie: (Thinking) It's my turn to control this Fanfiction!
Chris: (Thinking) I heard that!!!
I am Sailor Moon! On behalf of the moon...
And behalf of Mercury...
I will punish you!
Captain Chris Johnson: For what?! I only violated 1 Regulation and was
charged, I was punished already!
(Chris looks down and sees his sister Stephanie Johnson climbing down a
ladder. He was attaked by and was forced to fight, his
phaser was knocked down from the Skyscraper and is near the ledge)
(Removes her Tirara) Moon Tirara Action! (Throws the Tirara
and hits near the sky scraper causing Chris to fall)
Chris: Noooo!! (Flips his communicator) Meowsma, beam me up!
(Chris Dematerializes and goes onboard the Constitution Class Starship:
USS Musashi)
Chris: I think I gotta take a break, Mario, Luigi, Toad?
, 
, and 
: Yes?
Chris: Beam down and talk to UDX.
Uhh, why?
Chris: He wants to talk about marrying Princess Toadstool.
WHAT DID HE SAY?!
( beams down with Luigi and toad, Chris walks through a corridor with
some controls and halted, he saw and .)
Were not thru yet!
(It gets cold with cold gas, he has another Phaser in his hand, 2298
issue, he sees a mirage of ...)
Chris Johnson: What did you do to the Musashi's Enviormental Controls?!
Come and get me!
(Chris fires at her, the mirage dissapears and accidently the beam hit
the controls, forcing it to Self Destruct.)
USS Musashi Computer: Self destruct in 15 minutes.
Chris: Now you've done it, since your great fighters, I want you 2 to
live. (Thinking: Why is Stephanie making me say this stuff! Oh well,
sigh...)
(They run to a shuttle in a shuttlebay room...and escapes in a shuttle,
the escape pods are off the ship and the ship still countdown...)
USS Musashi Computer: Self destruct in 10 seconds!
Stephanie Johnson: I was gonna kill him, I don't know my way around this
ship! I'll kill him one daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy....
(The ship explodes.)
General Catton: So that's why we sawn a big star at night!
Spritz T. Cat: I can't believe you did it!
Chris: Blame it on these 2 girls.
Hi!
(Later at a mountain!)
Guido! (Hit's Guido in the Pan)
What? Is it like Chris sacrificing Starships?!
Kinda!
Wait wait! Let's all have just bread crissants for dinner!
Chris: UDX! Why did you eat all the Pizza?!
I change my mind, Pizza Cats is better than Pizza Hut!
Usashi (Was ): I don't care about anything!
Want to go to school Chris and Usashi?
Chris and Usashi:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ami (Was ): Im late! I have to go to Computer School, bye!
Chris: See you later! (Thinking, umm, Steph, now you taught me into
Sailor moon a little, but it's ok...I still like the Pizza Cats
better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Steph: Umm, I heard that!
(1990 cows drop and hit Steph making her sleep for another hour or a
day...)
The end.