You Dimwitted Duck
Cast:
Zelda Cast:
Zelda(Is she like the only Zelda character?)
BOTVGH cast:
Misty
Psyduck(The dimwit)
Captain Ginyu(From Dragon Ball Z)
Mewtwo
Togepi
Misc Cast:
Kenny
(It was a bright day in Hyrule. was playing with Togepi, and was looking at )
Misty, I have something to ask you.
What is it?
It's your Psyduck. It looks boring.
Trust me Zelda, Psyduck has caused me great pain ever since he got into my pokeball. But he does have great psychic powers.
Psy?
I think I'm going to be sick and throw up.
Misty, although you raise your pokemon well, I should look after one of them.
Oh great, what's it going to be?
Your Togepi.
WHAT???
Misty, if you want your Togepi to have more powerful Psychic powers, you have to let me, the sage of Hyrule, train it for a while.
(Later)
Psy?
What are you looking at?
(Meanwhile, on the other side of the cliff)
Hmm, it's that little Water Pokemon lover by the name, Misty. I'll show her who's boss. Hahahaha.
(
popped out of nowhere and surprised )
Ahh! What do you want?
I am captain Ginyu. I came to challenge you to a pokemon match.
Oh finally, a pokemon match. I choose, Staryu.
(But before she can throw her pokeball, gets in the way)
Psyduck.
PSYDUCK!
( bops on the head.)
Actually, I was thinking about your Pathetic Psyduck against my Mewtwo.)
( throws the pokeball and out comes Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: Mewtwo
This is bad. Staryu, Starmie, Goldeen, and Horsea are no match for this pokemon. I can't even send Togepi out because Zelda had to take care of it. Okay Psyduck, go.
Psy.
Psyduck, tail whip
( does a really pathetic tail whip.)
NO YOU DIMWITTED DUCK! TRY THE SCRATCH ATTACK!
( uses the scratch attack on Mewtwo, but ends up hurting his fingers.)
PSYDUCK, YOU AREN'T DOING ANYTHING RIGHT!
Give it up, your psyduck is pathetic.
No way. Hey Mewetwo, why don't you try to aim for the head.
You heard her. Aim for the head, with this(Gets out a spiked club and gives it to Mewtwo)
That's a illegial attack
(Mewtwo uses the club on , but blocks it and gets severly injured.)
Hahaha, that's the punishment for blocking an illegal attack. Now you have to suffer to your death.
Psyduck, don't...give up on...me.
Psy!
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Finish it off, then aim for the girl.
(Mewtwo uses the club again and aims for 's head, but that tensified his headache, which makes him use Disable on Mewtwo, defeating him.)
Oh no. I'm beat. I'll finish you off myself
( uses hydro pump on and Mewtwo and sends them flying)
Oh great, the Ginyu force is blasting off again.
Psyduck.. You beat them... But I..am not able...to...survive. Please...go on you...own. You'll be...without...me.
( jumps on and casts heal on her, restoring her to maximum strength.)
Thanks Psyduck, you saved my life. Now let's head back to Hyrule Castle
(Meanwhile)
So that is whaat you did, amazing.
At least I get Togepi back.
While I may be a pokemon fan, I perfer Psychic Pokemon because they can knock out the opponent with psychic powers.
You know, I'm not only the leader of the Cerulean City Gym, because of our teaming with the Lake Hylia Gym, I am a member there.
Weird(Sees a wallmaster). Hey, isn't that a wallmaster, a ground type Pokemon?
(, who is not looking hard enough, gets his head punched off by the wallmaster, killing him)
Oh my god, he killed Kenny.
You B******s
Uh, we don't want to be saying that.
(Meanwhile, falls right into the Shadow Temple.)
I got to get out of this dump.
(Shadow forms under him)
Mommy.
(Cow falls on )
Kenny