The Return of Optimus Primal


Cast

(Zelda)

Saria

Ruto

(BOTVGH cast)

UDX

Pikachu

Sailor Moon

CPU(as Pentium)

Cranky Kong

Vegeta

(Other)

Optimus Primal(Now a xtreme Transmetal)

And Kenny
I am so bored.

Hey ruto, how did your leg heal?

If I told you, I would have killed you.

So udx, you're saying a Season 1 character is going to return to BOTVGH, right?

Yeah, just in time for later episodes. He appeared in a PC and Playstation game, but his ancestors appeared in a NES game.

Bah, you and your Transformers stories. When I was your age...

(Just then, a huge blast frys )

Cool

Shut up kid. *cough cough*

(Out of the sky, appears)

Optimus, we meet again. And good job frying Cranky.

Thanks. IT's been a long time since I was on BOTVGH. Say, who's the warrior in the sailor suit?

Oh you mean CPU/Pentium?

Wow, never seen you around.

That's because on BOTVGH, I'm the girlfriend of Sailor Moon.

That's what he thinks.

( hits with his DVD uppercut bash.)

Oww

Udx actually has 2 girlfriends. Sailor Moon and Kristen. However, he's trying to end the war, so he ignores love and his girlfriends are cool with that. So Sailor Moon and I are out more often.

Listen, I ain't got any of your stupid stories

Shut up, Crankhead.

(Mysterious Voice): So we finally meet at last, Optimus Primal.

Who's that?(Optimus fire lasers everywhere. gets blasted again, but also gets blasted, and dies.)

Oh my god, Optimus killed kenny.

You B****** *cough, cough*

( appears)

Vegeta, I never expected you to show up.

Don't mention it. Anyway, I was here after I heard about Optimus Primal. It looks like he became a transmetal.

And just where did you find that out?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

(Another Mysterious Voice): Sweet Joke Vegeta, but I'm not going to laugh at that.

Oh no.

and It's her again.

Who is it? What's going on?

( appears with )

Sailor Moon, you've arrived to see Optimus?

No, I'm borrowing Pikachu.

Cute little fella.

Aren't you one of the maximals?

Duh

( kicks somewhere unpleasnt.)

(weak voice): Oy!

Huh?

Sorry udx, but you were acting dumb!

Don't mention it.

This episode is almost over.

(Cow falls on )

and SUCKER!!!
(BOTVGH fact: Optimus Primal appeared in season 1 of BOTVGH! He only appeared a few episodes.