The Return of Optimus Primal
Cast
(Zelda)
Saria
Ruto
(BOTVGH cast)
UDX
Pikachu
Sailor Moon
CPU(as Pentium)
Cranky Kong
Vegeta
(Other)
Optimus Primal(Now a xtreme Transmetal)
And Kenny
I am so bored.
Hey ruto, how did your leg heal?
If I told you, I would have killed you.
So udx, you're saying a Season 1 character is going to return to BOTVGH, right?
Yeah, just in time for later episodes. He appeared in a PC and Playstation game, but his ancestors appeared in a NES game.
Bah, you and your Transformers stories. When I was your age...
(Just then, a huge blast frys
)
Cool
Shut up kid. *cough cough*
(Out of the sky,
appears)
Optimus, we meet again. And good job frying Cranky.
Thanks. IT's been a long time since I was on BOTVGH. Say, who's the warrior in the sailor suit?
Oh you mean CPU/Pentium?
Wow, never seen you around.
That's because on BOTVGH, I'm the girlfriend of Sailor Moon.
That's what he thinks.
(
hits
with his DVD uppercut bash.)
Oww
Udx actually has 2 girlfriends. Sailor Moon and Kristen. However, he's trying to end the war, so he ignores love and his girlfriends are cool with that. So Sailor Moon and I are out more often.
Listen, I ain't got any of your stupid stories
Shut up, Crankhead.
(Mysterious Voice): So we finally meet at last, Optimus Primal.
Who's that?(Optimus fire lasers everywhere.
gets blasted again, but
also gets blasted, and dies.)
Oh my god, Optimus killed kenny.
You B****** *cough, cough*
(
appears)
Vegeta, I never expected you to show up.
Don't mention it. Anyway, I was here after I heard about Optimus Primal. It looks like he became a transmetal.
And just where did you find that out?
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
(Another Mysterious Voice): Sweet Joke Vegeta, but I'm not going to laugh at that.
Oh no.
and
It's her again.
Who is it? What's going on?
(
appears with
)
Sailor Moon, you've arrived to see Optimus?
No, I'm borrowing Pikachu.
Cute little fella.
Aren't you one of the maximals?
Duh
(
kicks
somewhere unpleasnt.)
(weak voice): Oy!
Huh?
Sorry udx, but you were acting dumb!
Don't mention it.
This episode is almost over.
(Cow falls on
)
and
SUCKER!!!
(BOTVGH fact: Optimus Primal appeared in season 1 of BOTVGH! He only appeared a few episodes.