Luigi to Dark Side?
Cast
Wario
Luigi
Pikachu
Ash
Cow
Cow King
Wario the III
Pokedex
Hello you you video game mongrels. Things will be
different from now on!
Ehh-heh-heh! That's my grandson!
I am not your grandson! (pauses) I've gathered you all
here for a reason.
To make me ruler over all things?
(with disgusted look) No. Where is luigi?
That's a ME! Luigi!
and We're here to turn you to the dark side.
You a-can't do that! Thatsa my brother.
When was the last time you were in a video game, luigi?
Mario RPG. I led the stinkin parade. What a rip-off!
When did you last STAR in a video game?
Mario is missing. Stupid Edu-tainment!
Have you ever even had your name in the title of a
game?
Well,
(interrupts) Hey! Whatsa big Idea here? He's my brother and I
love im'. I would never cheat him!
PIKA! CHU!!! (uses thunderbolt on on , but it
bounces and hits ) Pika?
He meant for that to happen. Even Pikachu hates you.
The only way you can ever become a star is to become a Wario.
? YES!!! I SEE THE LIGHT!!!! (light beams shoot out of luigi and he
is... different.)
What's that? (pulls out pokedex)
Pokedex: LuigiWario. The ultimate evolved form of anything. Wario is at
the
top of the Evolutionary ladder.
LuigiWario: Ehhh-heh-heh-heh!!!!
Oh great. Now I'll have to use another de-evolve stone.
De-evolve stone? Never heard of it!
( pulls out a catapult with a boulder and launches it at
WarioLuigi. pops out of it a few days later)
What happened? Was I gone long?
I had to de-evolve you. Nintendo called up and wanted you to star
in a videogame, but since you were under a rock, I took the job.
Gee, thanks, big brother.
Ok, I'm mad. Cow King! My servant!
(Cows fall on everyone)
(Light bulb lights above head) 12,000 ton Anvil King!
My Servant!!!
(end)
Cow King