Halloween Attack

(It was a dark night at BOTVGH:TND headquarters. Udx was playing the song of storms on the organ. Suddenly, Serena, AKA Sailor Moon came in and surprised )

Serena Tsukino, didn't I tell you not to disturb me while I'm playing my organ?

I'm sorry udx, but I though you were dressed as the tuxedo mask.

That job would go to Prince Darien.

(All of a sudden, a gold rose hits 's organ)

Is that you jared?

( Jared appears as the tuxedo mask)

So Prince Darien is letting you borrow the tuxedo mask outfit for halloween, eh?

Actually, he had a spare outfit.

Sorry, so where are the others?

(Later)

(Gohan as a rocket): Comfy, isn't it

(James as the devil): I'll say.

(Chibi as a rocket): This makes me look like one of you!

(Jesse as a pirate): But how can you do the team rocket intro?

Prepare for trouble

and make it double

To protect the world from devasation

To unite all peoples within our nation

To dennounce the evils of truth and love

To extend our reach to the stars above

Chibi

Gohan

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light

Surrender now or prepare to fight

So what do you think James?

It looks like a perfect 10.

(Trap, Rattrap) Perfect 10, I can do that and the macarena at the same time.

Who are you suppose to be, ratface?

Trap, Rattrap. Agent 00vermin.

I get the James Bond stuff.

I knew playing Goldeneye paid off. So I chose this outfit.

(Vegeta as mr hat): You're so lucky vermin, cuz I got stuck with this thing

(Chris Johnson) You're mr hat?

Exclusivly from South Park

I could laugh all day.

Don't even think about it.

(Cartman) Hey guys, check this costume out.

Hey Cartman, how'd you find that Mini Me costume?

Oh this one? I bought this.

(Klawkat) So why didn't you tell me, fatboy?

Hey don't call me fat.

(Chris) Veeeeeerrrrrrrrrryyyyyy funny

(DX music starts playing and when the timing is right, (Ash as HHH) and (Misty as Chyna) appears)

That's your halloween costume, ash?

You bet, and you better get ready to...

I think we get the program, ash!

(Pikachu) This is going to be confusing

(Charcoal) I'll agree, and nice color tone

Thanks, I got colored red.

(Meanwhile, everyone is trick or treating)

So what's with toad?

Still believing in that Great Pumpkin stuff, just like in Charlie Brown

Tell him to stop believing in this stuff

(Later)

Okay guys, we got one more house to go, let's see how much candy we got. I got 6 pounds

I got 4 pounds

Well I got 8 pounds

No fair you pathetic excuse for a sister.

10 pounds

average 5 pounds

8 pounds

and 8 pounds, seperate.

8 pounds

Only 4 pounds. Grrrr.

got 9 pounds

Ditto

same as UDX

same a chibi and gohan

My charming looks got me 11 pounds

All you jerks suck. I got 15 pounds of candy

Cuz you threatened people, donut.

Don't call me a donut.

(At the haunted house)

This is the last stop.

(Inside the house)

Looks scary

Don't sweat it, treky boy.

We got a special intro that will scare the pants off of you.

You mean socks?

Whatever. Go right ahead, boys.

Prepare for trouble

with the scares not double

To protect the world from boring costumes

To unite trick or treaters with candy that will make you go mmmm.

To supply ourselves with a lot of candy

To make our nightly walk very dandy

JESSE

JAMES

TEAM ROCKET, WHEN IT COMES TO HALLOWEEN, WE KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT

SURRENDER YOUR CANDY NOW OR YOU'RE IN FOR A FRIGHT

(Meowth)(Appearing behind Team Rocket) BOO!

(Both and scream)

Hah, got you numbskulls

Hey watch your mouth, hello kitty

I AM NOT HELLO KITTY, I REPEAT, I AM NOT THAT F***IN HELLO KITTY, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

Whatever, hello kitty.

( freaks out)

Dude, that was pretty cool

(Behind the walls)

(Queen Nephrenia) hm, hm, hm, hm. Those brats are in for it

(Dr Evil) So Queen Nephrenia, what's your plan?

I'll tell you when that stupid monkey gets here, mr evil

That's Dr Evil. I didn't take medical school to be called mr. evil.

((Dr Zaius) appears on a bike)

(Sephiroth) Stupid, you're late.

I got wedgied by 3 bikers.

Enough of your foolishness. You've got the scare supplies?

You bet I do(brings out the scare supplies)

Once the night is over, UDX shall never fight another day again. HAHAHAHAHA

Stephanie: Shut up, majesty. We don't want those brats to hear us.

Sorry, got carried away.

(Meanwhile)

This place looks scary. Better watch myself.

(All of a sudden, a huge vase falls on )

Hey, get this vase off of me.

(Decaprio) Hehehehe.

Not one piece?

Not one piece.

You little brat. Give me one piece, or else

Or else what?

I leave you in your underwear and hang you feet first.

(All of a sudden, a ghost comes out and freaks out)

Boy are you freaking out. Now give me a piece. Better yet, make it a pound.

Uhh, sister. I'd look behind you if I were you.

( turns around, but nothings there.)

Hah, very funny. Now hand over that pound.

(All of a sudden, a chandiler falls on and knocks her out)

Sister?

(The Ghost appears again)

Ghost: Boo HAA HAA

AHHHHHHH!(faints)

(On the other side of the room)

Man that sounds spooky. As if they had their own torture chamber

T-T-T-T-T-Torture chamber?

'gulp' I don't like the sound of that.

(All of a sudden, a dancing skeleton comes out of the closet.)

Dancing Skeleton: Want to dance with me?

(, and screams and runs to another closet and opens it)

Mr Rogers: Won't you be my neighbor?

(, and faints. , , and appears and looks at the kids)

They look bad

Horrible I tell you.

And I heard Serena getting smashed. Poor Serena

Who cares about that brat. I still want to feel her powers

I don't want to feel her powers, I want to feel her love

( kicks somewhere unpleasnt)

We don't have time for thhhhhhiiiisssss(looks at Mr Rogers)

Mr Rogers: Want to go to the land of make believe, or find out what ghosts are made of?

(, , and screams, runs smack into a wall and faints.)

(MEanwhile)

This place looks really creepy. Cool

Very unique.

Just one question, WHY THE F*** DID I HAVE TO BRING THE LIZARD?

I'm a charmander, not a ordinary house lizard that looks like Andy Rooney! Besides, I can't find UDX around.

Oh yeah, well F*** you too.

fries with a fire spin and he faints)

We don't have time for comedy.

(All of a sudden, a Monster appears)

Monster: ROAR!

( faints while the monster licks and he is paralyzed.)

(As for the others)

This is my chance to make like James Bond and scope out this place.

Why don't you make like Ichabod Crane and disappear.

Very funny, Trekky.

I'm beginning to hate his attitude

I'd have to agree

(All of a sudden, spiders appear out of nowhere)

SPIDERS!!

Hope one of them's eight legs.

You mean Sailor Moon?

No, Black Arachnia.

I don't know why that Black Widow is in love with a bird dog?

(The spiders lets out their ugliest faces and everyone else faints)

(Behind the wall)

That was perfect

You are a genius.

Get out of here, I'm blushing

You comment well.

Are we scary or what?

Stephanie: HAHAHAHA.

I would also like to thank you men, Stephanie.

Stephanie: Just needed to get revenge on my brother.

(All of a sudden, appears with a vase on his head, trying to get it out)

Look at em. So defenseless. Let's take him out.

(But before they can attack, forces the vase off his head and right into 's head, knocking her out cold.)

(Talking like Urkel) Did I do that?

MASTER!

I'm okay, I'm okay.(faints)

How dare you knock out our master.

( attempts to attack

Wait, this must be some kind of misunderstanding. I didn't attack you, you scared us.

And I'm glad to be with Zaius and Nephrenia

I though you learned your lesson.

(All of a sudden, everyone else comes down the hallway confused.)

Man, my head feels weird

That's the last time I let that pokemon burn me.

Well you better change your lesson, fat boy.

Hey, don't call me fat.

Shut up you two, udx's battling Nephrenia

Oh great. Now we have to rescue fearless leader.

Complain when we get home.

( gets up)

Mistress, what do we do?

Send out Jack-O-Lantern.

and JACK-O-LANTERN?

(Jack-o-lantern appears)

What do we do?

Scram

(The villians minus Jack-o-lantern tries to run, but hits them and they go down the scare chute.)

So long, suckers

Looks like we are caught between the house and Jack.

Udx, did you bring your armor?

Disabled it till midnight.

Jared, your cds.

Left them both at home

Okay meatball head, where's your crystal?

I left that and my transformation pen at home.

Rattrap, where's your weapons?

Only a squirt gun.

Kids.

If I raise my power, I'm at a risk of being attacked by zombies.

Ditto

I left my pokemon at home and my Sailor scout powers.

Don't look at me, all I got is pikachu.

and Uhh, don't look at us, we left all of ours at home.

I had to put rubber on my red cheeks.

My throat hurts.

Katman, any weapons

Sorry, all I got are fake weapons.

I'm too embarrased to fight

And I left my F***in gun at home.

I don't want to scratch him. My claws hurt from all that climbing.

Looks like we're in big trouble now.

(All of a sudden, a rose slashes Jack-O-Lantern in the face)

James, did you throw that rose?

I DIDN'T BRING ANY ROSES, DANG IT!

((Tuxedo Mask) appears)

Tuxedo Mask

Prince Darien.

Udx, I heard you were in trouble, so I brought your sword. (Throws to the Realm Sword.) You still have your materia?

Oh, thanks for reminding me(Gets out his materia)

Use your strongest attack.

That would be my PSYCHO X SLASH!

( uses his Psycho X slash and the Jack-O-LAntern turns to moon dust)

Just like in season 3 of my show.

Jared, you have done well dress in the attire for trick or treat. Someday, you will be as heroic as I am.

I'm looking forward to that, and a pokemon match.

Once you fetch your pokemon, we will face each other.

(Later, at UDX's house)

Dude, that guy in a tuxedo was weird

Oh shut up, roley poley punk.

STOP CALLING ME NAMES LIKE THAT!

(Black Arachnia) So where'd you been?

Trick Or Treating, Haunted House, Battle with Nephrenia.

Oh

By the way, where is she?

This part I'm going to like

(Meanwhile)

(The villians are surrounded by Resident Evil 2 monsters)

This is the most frightfully defeat we've ever faced.

I WANT MY MOMMY!

Don't eat my fur.

I can't stand it.

This will ruin my reputation

Stephanie: I'll get you Christopher Johnson if it's the last thing I'll ever dooooooooooooooooooo!!!

THE END(Or is it?)!