Why Zippo?


(At BOTVGH:TND headquaters, (Polly) was looking at her fuzzy outfit)

Those were the days, but the sisters must retire.

((Lucille) appears)

It's going to be hard to give up being a pointless sister, but we've got no choice if we're going to stay away from that clown.

(Mysterious voice): Perhaps ladies, but that clown can still notice you w/o the outfits

Who said that?

((Rattrap) appears)

It's just me, the leader of the maximal earth squad.

AKA, rattrap

So what is this so called clown?

His name is Zippo. He has been chasing the pointless team for a long time.

And just when did it start?

Gather up your maximal pals and let the fun begin.

(Later)

(Black Arachnia) So you said to be attack by this zippo clown character, eh? I like it.

(Misty) What are you talking about?

8 legs doesn't get it.

(Babs Bunny) So tell us, how did this clown attack us?

You mean them, pink ears?

Actually, I too am a member, a recent member, since 1998.

Yeah, but this took place before you joined us. It took place after big cheese was defeated in that comet caper

(Scene switches)

's voice: During that time, I had rejoined with lucille to form the pointless sisters. Though I wish Speedy would stop staring at me like that. Thus the talent show came on

's voice: Talent show?

's voice: Yes. Also during that time, I had a rival named Zippo.

(Zippo) You girls couldn't beat me. I shall be the best in that talent show.

Get a life, zippo. You couldn't even see my fist with your big round eyes.

C'mon partner, let's save it for the talent show.

's voice: So what did you do next?

While I was pondering my problems, I saw the legend.

( was thinking till (UDX) appears)

Hey, aren't you Polly of the pointless sisters?

How do you know me?

A certain friend of mines got an autograph from you.

Who? Warren Beatty?

Chris Johnson.

's voice: I couldn't believe it. He was a friend of Chris Johnson.

I was chosen to be one of the judges in the talent show.

You are one of the judges?

's voice: Hold on sister. How can udx be the legend, and Chris Johnson's bodyguard at the same time?

's voice: That was when Udx had lifted the sword of mana out of the stone. I saw it his sheath.

You got a nice sword in your sheath.

Thanks. It has been 2 weeks since I lifted this sword.

You mean, the sword of mana?

And recently, I have got my armor from Dr Light.

Dr. Light. I've heard of him

Well you and lucille better get in that talent show and do your best.

Yes, I will.

's voice: Later, at the talent show, all but Zippo and us had went on. Zippo was performing his best trick.

Thank you. Thank you. You're all too kind.(Leaves)

He's kinda good.

(James) I don't know

's voice: I remember that Udx, James and Emperor Fred were the judges.

(Emperor Fred) Fa-red, Fa-red. Fa-red!

Calm down Fred. There's only one group left.

I hope it's that brat.

There is no brat, idiot.

's voice: Soon, we went on stage and sang our song. (You can hear and singing with all their might and spirit)

I'd give it a perfect 10(Holds up a sign that says 10)

Only one.

That was beautiful. I'd give it a 10 as well.

Oh no. One more and I'm history.

Fa-red. Fa-red. Sha-Boing.(Holds up a upside down 10(Looks almost like a 01)

Whew, that was close.

Stupid. You're holding it upside down.

( blushes and rotates the board to 10)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

's voice: Lucille and I had won the talent show.

's voice: So that's what made the three of us popular.

's voice: That's right. But Zippo was a sore loser. He vowed revenge starting after he lost

You ruined my chance of sucess. You two shall pay for this, as my clown slaves.

What shall we do?

Let's battle.

(Both and faced and they start to attack.

These girls fight hard.

( executes her heart slash and goes flying.)

No faiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

's voice: After the talent show, the two of us went to places to star in many places to spread our performance. Shows were being sold out. CDs were collected. We even got our own dance video game which is like Parappa the rapper. I even got a seel which is a sea lion pokemon. Even since then, I got interested in Pokemon.

(Flash out)

But what about Zippo?

He never gives up. Ever since his talent and physical beating, he swore revenge on me and lucille.

That is why we are quitting.

Mysterious voice: Don't count on that.

Hey what's going on here?

( appears)

Even if you do quit, you can't escape me. I still know you're out there. I still know who you are, even in disguise.

And I thought this disguise would work against Zippo.

And you and your partners must pay for what happened at the talent show. As does UDX

But udx is the legend. He's the sage of Mana. He's was one of the judges.

And too bad he has to go. As does James and Fred for double crossing me.

(All of a sudden, a rose cuts in the face)

Team Rocket?

( appears)

Tuxedo Mask.

And ratface expected Jesse and James?

I've heard about you, Zippo. Udx told me.

Get out of my way, 20's boy. Why don't you go to some nightclub.

You are like darkness to light, with 3 girls represent light as does a legend named UDX.

( charges, but grabs him with his whip)

That was amazing

I'd wish he had something cool.

Now listen to me. You will leave the pointless sisters and UDX alone.

( flings his whip and goes flying)

I take it back. That was cool

If you see udx, tell him the extermination problem is done.(Leaves)

Who's the identity of that guy?

Prince Darien. He and I are like siblings.

( appears with grocceries)

Sorry I'm late. But I had to go to the supermarket.(Notices the rose) Did Prince Darien come here?

Afraid so. But now Polly and Lucille are still deciding to quit despite that Zippo shall chase them forever.

I know the three of you are afraid, but you got to keep your spirit up and keep performing

I'm think we will

And I'm afraid our retirement is cancelled till we are old geezers.

(Later)

Who is this Tuxedo Mask? I shall find out who he is, and defeat him.

(Cow falls on Zippo)

Producer: Thank goodness we got those cows back.
THE END