Impact, go


(Inside BOTVGH:TND headquarters)

(Rattrap) So super sayien, what's this so called Gauntlet system?

(Vegeta) This so called Gauntlet system allows scanners to pick up good or evil energy. If it were good energy, the door would open. But if it were evil energy, then the force field would activate and guns would activate

Ya know, I was thinking about testing this on Black Arachnia.

Don't count on it.

Oh.

(Inside the diagonsis room)

(UDX) Black Arachnia, what's the test on the new pika pi powers?

(Black Arachnia) Well, according to the old man, those powers will only work if that user is in danger. But there was something the old man didn't know about.

And what's that suppose to be?

For some reason, when it combined with your materia, your powers grew. And so did your sage powers.

There are some pieces of knowledge no one should know about.

Computer Voice: Alert, alert. Unknown human outside base.

Oh man, that sounds like some kind of person.

(James)(Appearing) Udx, some kind of ninja girl is injured outside.

Ninja girl? You don't mean Yae?

(Outside, (Yae) was injured. The four touches of death and (Charcoal) the mascot went outside)

Are you okay Yae?

Saw...the catatonic.. and the jammer.. go 6 stories... underground...Couldn't save them...Impact got away(goes into a coma)

(Jared) This is bad. What should we do?

I'm taking her to the medic room.

(Later)

So this is the famous Yae from Odeo.

What's this about Catatonic and the Jammer going 6 stories underground?

I saw it with my very own eyes.

Hold it, I think I might be able to find out this truth.

( touches 's mind and enters her dream world. He sees the Catatonic and The Jammer being shot by (Sephiroth). Then he sees a earthquake take the Catatonic and the Jammer down)

So that's what Yae told me about.

(Outside the dream world)

I think I know what you're talking about. You saw the catatonic and the jammer go six stories under because of one of Queen Nephrenia's men, Sephiroth.

How do you know about this?

I have the ability to read people's minds. I first tried it on Serena Tsukino.

The only surviving robot is Impact. It managed to escape with it's life. The triton shell is the only way to summon impact. Take it udx. You are the only one who can control impact now.

Yes, I will.(Takes the triton shell and puts it away)

(Suddenly, (Cyber Shark) appears with bad news)

Udx, bad news. The radar detected Queen Nephrenia attacking Los Angeles.

C'mon crew. We don't have time to lose(Everyone leaves)

(At LAX)

(Klawkat) Thanks for the hint, Cyber shark.

(Gohan) This fish is getting on my nerves.

I'd watch your mouth, Gohan.

Sorry.

So what's the plan?

I would love to tell it if Chibi was around.

Uhh, don't look now, but pink hair is growing some sorta monkey tail.

(Everyone is looking at (Chibi), who has a monkey tail attached to her)

I thought she was lunar.

(Sailor Moon) She is, but some sorta sayien dna got in her bloodstream.

I get the picture, meatball head.

No time for chatting, we got company.

(Everyone starts to run from the bad guys.)

(Nephrenia) You shall all pay for invading my destruction.

(Silverbolt) Doesn't look like it's safe to fly.

Thanks for reminding me, bolt.

I can't stand this sayien tail

Keep your mouth to youself, sis.

I was going to say that, Serena.

We could use some back up by now.

(Backup truck arrives)

Thanks for the warning, metal man.

((Sailor Misty), (Speedy) (Pikachu)and (Polly) arrives)

Oh thank the matrix

(Depth Charge) Keep your mouth to yourself.

We heard about Nephrenia attacking, but we couldn't make it, so we took a truck

Never mind that, concentrate your fire power on the tengus

Blasted tengus(uses a thunder attack to knock out all of the tengus.

Tengus, attack again.

Those birds are getting on my nerves, and they remind me of the ninja crows(Speedy uses a Cat slash on the tengus, disentegrating them)

I didn't know this kitty cat had a finisher.

(As the good guys attack the tengus, hides from the danger)

This doesn't look good.

Tell me about it. And how do I cut off that tail?

Try Misty.

( attempts to cut off the tail, but it was ineffective)

What kind of tail is this? Boy Dr Evil must have wanted a sayien tail on you very badly.

I bet he altered it to make sure it can only be cut off when I'm a giant monkey.

(Meanwhile, outside)

We're getting creamed here.

Did anyone ask you?

How are we suppose to beat Nephrenia when she's reproducing tengus?

Only a giant sayien monkey can stop this madness. I have a problem in getting a sayien tail.

It's been a long time since I grew a sayien tail.

Oh man, we're all gonna die.

Shut up ratface.

OH yeah, where's Jesse?

Out on another date.

We can't attack this damaged.

What's worse, we can't retreat.

And we have to give up.

(All of a sudden, appears with )

Chibi?

She's got a sayien tail.

NOO! The brat's sister has the sayien dna. Curse you Dr Evil.

Since I'm the only one with the sayien tail, even though I'm not a sayien, I shall fight.

Go for it.

( Builds up her strength and turn into a sayien monkey)

Oh man. I hate giant gorillas.

Remind me about it.

(The sayien monkey attacks and destroys all of the tengus attacking it)

I had enough. Tengu monster, attack.

(A giant tengu monster appears regenerating tengus.)

That looks bad

(The tengus surround , , , , and )

This is not what we expected

(The tengus fired at the four touches of death, and , but all of a sudden, they started to glow)

Our pika pi powers are charging up.

( fires a energy beam to roast the tengus, summons a blizzard to freeze the tengus, summons whirlwind to blow the tengus to a hard wall, summons a thunderbolt to shock the many tengus, uses hyper fire blast on the tengus and uses dark force on the tengus)

Where'd they get those pika pi?

(Meanwhile, the sayien monkey is having a hard time severly damaging the tengu monster.)

Looks like girl-to-monkey is having a problem with those crows.

Four touches of death, concentrate your spirits into Chibi's mind.

(, , , and glows and 3/4 of their spirits goes into the sayien monkey.)

What's going on here?

(The sayien monkey pounds on the tengu reproducer on the tengu monster's belly, destroying the reproduction.)

NOOOOO! My tengu factory. TENGU MONSTER, DESTROY HER WITH A HYPER BEAM!

(Tengu monster starts to charge up the hyper beam)

That's looks bad.

If she dies, we all die. Cut off her tail.

Gotcha.

( dashes up really close and slashes off the tail of the sayien monkey and it starts to revert back to )

Fire before it reverts back.

(The Tengu monster fires the hyper beam, but it is too late. The sayien monkey reverted back to , clothless)

(Attempting to catch her) I got her, I got her.

( gets kicked by the tengu monster)

UDX!

I can't let my sister perish.

( casts lunar boost and sprints down and catches , clothless)

Exausted and clothless: Thanks(faints)

Udx, we're in no position to treat anyone.

Then it looks like the party's just begun

(Still injured from battle, takes out the triton shell and blows on it. The Impact appears and uses it's beam to grab him and pull him into the impact)

Singers: Dash, Dash, Dash.

Lone singer: The burning sun gleams on my shoulders.
Here we come, start, the machine comes alive.
I am machinery, I am a metal being(HEY!)
Jump out of the sky, steel beamed spirit
(LET'S GO!)
Breakdown
And with all my might
Power to the highest limit, super punch
I am the best, yeah impact.

Singers: Dash, Dash, Dash.

Impact, ready to go.

(The tengu monster faces impact and starts to charge, but Impact uses the super punch technique to send him flying back. Then, Impact grabs it by the legs and swings him around and sends it flying. The tengu monster fires a hyper beam, but misses when impact moves out of the way. Impact uses the mouth beam and stuns Tengu monster)

Time to finish it off.

( climbs out of the impact and executes the Psycho X slash, destroying the Tengu Monster)

I'll get you for this.(Disappears)

YEAH!

(Later)

Impact: Udx, untill you resurrect the Catatonic and the Jammer, you can never summon Supreme Impact. A robot warrior capable of unique power.

I'll find them someday.

Impact: I'll have to get to Hollywood. I'm playing a part in a animation. If you need me, give me a call(leaves)

(Inside)

That was exciting

Too exciting for my blood sugar.

It will be a while before that nephrenia character strikes again.

In the meantime, just lay back from all that work. We're all exhausted.

And I miss my sayien tail

Don't worry kid, you'll get it back

We just don't know when.

(Everyone laughs)
THE END