Pain on the plane


(On the Airplane)

(Meowth) I'm getting airsick.

(udx) Shut up, Meowth.

(Jesse) No one tells meowth to shut up except me.

He was annoying me, old bat.

OLD BAT???

( tries to lunge at , but misses and hits the wall, ruining her face)

Urrgh, my face is ruined.

(CPU/Pentium)Well it's not my fault.

(Ash Ketchum) I'm beginning to see pain in this trip

(Pikachu) Pika pika.

I need a airsick bag.

(Vegeta) Shut up, pussycat. You used 10 airsick bags.

(Sailor Misty) This is going to be a long trip

((Togepy) looks confused)

I know, it's going to be a long trip.

By the way udx, Pikachu can't talk like a human anymore. How come?

For some reason, Sephiroth just took his ability to talk away. Luckily I can restore it.

When?

Next episode.

Arrrrugh!!

(Speedy) Udx, you said there is going to be new enemies and old ones. Is that right?

Afraid so. We have to take on the likes of Montana Max, Stephanie Johnson, Leonardo Decaprio, Sephiroth, Parvo and K.Rool, the Ginyu force and Dr Wily. Let's not forget Smithy.

(Polly) But who are these new enemies.

I have announced 3 new villans.

(Everyone oooohs and ahhhhs)

The first one is Dr. Zaius. His goal is to take over the world and make it safe for monkey's everywhere.

I can tell someone could be a monkey

Actually, I won't turn to Zaius. He and I are enemies.

The second one is Dr. Evil. He is the nemesis of Austin Powers and a real bad person

Not only is he bad, but his Cat is shaved.

The third is Death Moon, Sailor Moon's worst enemy.

(Sailor Moon) Don't tell me I have to don my Star Sailor Suit

(Chris Johnson) You better be, because you don't know what you're up against. Hehehe

Aww, c'mon Chris, give her a break.

Sorry, I was making fun of her.

Someday, I'll knock you out in a poke match.

So those are all of the villans, huh?

(Charcoal the Charmander) This sounds scary

(Demon_18951) Scary? Bah. I can take em out, right Spockcatte?

(Spockcatte) SPOCKCATTE!!

Now that is one determined cat.

(Later, at the Airport)

(Chibi Moon) Thanks goodness we're not in Hyrule no more. If we were, I'd freak out like K.I.S.S.

Lydia Karaoke: Excuse me, we don't allow the word, Kiss when you mentioned the singers.

Officer Jenny: Hold it right there, stinkin network censor, you're under arrest for Trespassing and violation of the Consitiution.

Lydia Karaoke: I'm outta here.(She runs, but Officer Jenny is right behind her)

Thank goodness, my security was on a one season vacation.

I'll say.

Pepper Mills: Oh it's you.

Wha?

Pepper: Sign my book

Okay(Signs the book) Here you go.

Pepper: oh thank you.(looks in the book) Hey you're not Britney Spears.

And it happened to me once.

Shut up and let's head to a cab, someone is going to pick us up.

(On the Plane)

Stephanie: Those disguises worked well.

(Leonardo Decapiro) I don't know, I turned out to be a good steward

Stephanie: Shut up.

(Sephiroth) So what shall we do next?

Stephanie: We'll follow them and see what their up to.

(Outside the Airport)

Hey, isn't that Stone Cold himself

(Stone Cold Steve Austin) Hey guys, what's up?

How come you didn't come with us?

To hyrule? Yeah right. Why would I go there? By the way, I am assigned to another Celebrity Date.

If it's my girlfriend, then I'll demonstrate the Tombstone Piledriver on you.

Not this time, it's Jesse

(James) WHAT??

Now this is the one thing you should get interested in, Jared

Well at lease I won't have revenge on him if he dated Sailor Moon again.

Grew tired of it. I wanted to date someone more vile, and then my boss selected Jesse.

Hold it, you mean Vince Mcmahon?

You mean the idiot that everyone hates?

Yeah, and I hate him as well.

Forget that, let's head off. This episode's going to end.

(Everyone boards the BOTVGH:TND bus)

(angry): Grr. I can't believe Austin's dating Jesse.

Look on the bright side, you can still date me.

Really?

You do and I'll kick you in the Shin, like I once did to udx.

Hey.

(Behind)

(Zippo the clown): So udx, we meet again. You shall be destroyed, and the pointless sisters shall be mine

Whatever you dumbclown.