The Quest to Dr. Evil's Lair.

(Chinese fighting music starts playing)

(The Four Touches of Death, Aka: UDX, Jared, James, and Vegeta, are flying toward Evil Island, to stop Dr. Zaius and Dr. Evil, But the flight itself is going to be harsh!)

We are going to arrive at Evil Island in two Hours, until then, prepare yourselfs!

A battle. I'll make sure that the two insane docters will go down.

I'll make sure that Dr. Zaius will respect the evolution prosess.

I wonder how Sailor Moon and the others are doing?

(Charcoal): Hey, Like us, they can take care of themselves, I'm sure Sailor moon is fine!

That make me feal comfertable! I do hope their safe!

I can't say the same about us. Black Lasers, heading right for us!

This is bad! But Were NOT going down!

Auto Pilot off! Manual Overide!

( has taken control of his jet pack)

We gotta Move fast, the lasers are following us!

::Warning Warning, No responce to Unit Y-1502::

I'm hit. The blast is making me go down!

What! Another Laser is heading our way!

UDX! James Is hit, He's also going down!

Man, This is getting bad!

Jared, Behind you!!

What! Oh Great! Gotta Move!

Look out!

( was hit by a laser, Jared is forced to go down!)

Charcoal, We need to retreat, and find our friends!

DUCK!

( Lowers himself, and some geese flew over him!)

CHARCOAL!!

Sorry!

(Just then, a laser hit , knocking off , and dragging down!)

I'm falling!

(Just then, lands in a plane)

Whoa, that was a close save!

Yo, Your one lucky dude, I didn't even notice ya flying over my head!

We got to fly back, UDX and the others are in danger!

No can do! Low on fuel. We need to land.

Rats!

(meanwhile)

Sailor moon: I'm worry about UDX and the others!

Misty: Yeah, I hope their all right!

Optimus Primal: I think that UDX and the others will be allright!

Cranky: Bah, back in My days...

(A rose slashes )

Tuxedo Mask: Back in your day, We didn't care!

Tuxedo Mask! What are...

Tuxedo Mask: I have brought a warning that Sephiroth, Decaprio, and Stephaine Johnson are back from Mexico and are coming this way!

We must warn the others!

(elsewhere)

(Demon) man, It's boring, It's bean 3 days now, and UDX is still not returned from the battle!

Jesse: Oh, His strong arms, his smooth head...

Meowth: To Jessie, Stone cold is like a Fishing lure... There both Hooked!

Speedy: It's hard to beleive that Jessie is now that love strucked, I used to see her as a strict woman.

Klawkat: I guess...

Hey, You guys, Sephiroth, Decaprio and Sefehine are coming this way!

(Snaps out of the dream) Trouble?!

With UDX gone, It's gonna be hard to beat, but we can do this if we put our mind in it!

Sephiroth: Hah hah hah! Looks like I found you.

Decaprio: Can you say... LOSER!

Yeah, your a LOSER!

What! Grrrrr!

Stephanine: Now you gotten him mad! since he lost the Pika Pi, He's in a ****** bad mood.

And a friend of ours have taken control of every last person in The World of Ruin, Their currently mining up More Pika pi!

Speaking of witch, Weres Cartman and Kenny, I haven't seen them for a while!

I remember that when we ran after the Pika pi powers grew, the two gotten side tracked!

Cartman: Ya know, Theirs nothing down that cellar of yours!

Of they went downstairs!

Kenny: Hmmmp mmp hhhmmp!

If you want, I can Kill Kenny!

( is holdind somekind of weapon)

Stephanie: Eh, What's that?

( fires a blast at the three, and they went flying to Canada!)

That was the only thing that we can find their, A lethal Toilet plunger!

Kenny! That thing was for a real Danger! that was the only one in world!

( runs in)

I got some bad news!

What is it?

The Four touches of death... Something happen to them!

What?? That's Bad, we need to help them!

(static is being heard)

What's That?

It's a radio! UDX must have snuck it on me incase of danger!

Hello... this... UDX, Can... hear me?

I can barely hear you. What's wrong?

were... Kiddnaped... By Dr. Evil... Zaius. Our powers... not responding!

Hold on, were going to higher ground!

(elsewhere)

UDX, can you here me!

I can hear you fine and clear!

We're coming to save you, Do you got any ideas?

Even better, I got a plan! But first, who is with you?

Misty, Sailor moon, Speedy, Optimus primal, Funky Kong, Demon, Jesse, Meowth, Klawkat, Cartman, And Kenny!

Ok, I got jobs for each one of you! Funky, Your got is to run the Plane over to Evil Island, and drop everyone off. their, you just wait for them to come back from the rescue!

Check!

now, we need four squads. the first quad will come it, in a costume, and fool the docters that their one of them. I must warn you that This Job is dangerous, and can mean death!

(Copying Klawkat's voice) Hey, thats the job for me!

Hey, shut up Fat boy!

(Copying Klawkat's Voice) I Mean that I like to Be Killed, uh... I mean I like the Trill of adventure!

Done! Klawkat and Cartman will be Squad 1!  Squad 2 will be Charcoal Misty, Speedy, Demon, and Jessie. Once Squad 1 has convinced the Docters, squad 2 will be sneaking around and disarm the alarm, thus freeing us and ready to take on the docters!

I'll be ready!

I'll drink to that... If I had anything to drink that is.

My Spockcatte and I will be ready!

Spockcatte: SPOCK!

you got it!

What's next?

Squad 3 will serve as Lookouts, since their are a lot of Apes running around! this will consist of: Optimus primal, Sailor moon and Meowth!

Not what I was hoping, but Whatever to help the team!

No Monkey gonna stop us!

That's right!

And Kenny, in case the mission fails, You will be placed over a boiling pot of oil, and will be dropped from that! If we win however, It wont matter, You'll still be place over the oil and dropped from there!

Hmmp!

Losing... trasmission, you know your jobs, I'm counting on you!

the Plane is ready, Let's go!

(everyone boards the Plane)

Will the four touches of death be rescued, find out next time on BOTVGH:TND.
To be continued!