Evil as Dr. Evil

(Last time, the four touches of death were taken captive by Dr Evil)

That's because I'm the boss. So throw me a F****in bone here.

(UDX sent out a message to everyone for a special mission to bust the crew out. Will they succede?

(Inside Dr Evil's lab, (Klawkat) and (Cartman) were wander about dressed as the two members of Dr Evil

Are you sure this thing will work? I look like Shinado Conner.

I know this will work. Besides, the real Evil's son and mini me are out somewhere.

Whew, thanks goodness.

(Outside)

(Sailor Misty): You know what to do, right?

(Sailor Moon): Of course we do.

(Meowth): And you better take note of that, cuz I'm the top cat.

(Jesse) Whatever.

(Demon_18951) See you back in a flash

So you want to be a part of my team, eh?

Yeah, that's cool.

Uhh, I don't know pops. I still work as a vet in a zoo.

An evil zoo?

Stop it dad. This evil stuff is driving me crazy.

Sorry son.

((Dr. Zaius) shows up)

Dr Evil, I wish to talk to you.

Coming(To the two). I'll be right back you two.

(Whispering to ): Now's our chance to communicate to the location of the alarm.

(Whispering to ): Roger.

(At a hallway)

So what's the news?

You're Sayien experiment turns out to be a complete success.

Brilliant. That girl with the pink hair shall transform to a ape when artifical moonbeams hit her.

Using this technology, we'll rule the world

(Both villians laugh in terror)

Also, about those two.

Oh you mean My son and Mini Me? Mini Me makes me look proud. My son's an idiot because he works in a zoo as a vet. And I thought it was an evil zoo. WAAAHHH!

Would your son look like a cat? And would Mini Me look like he's been fat?

What are you talking about?

There's something suspicious about those two. They don't look normal to me.

Nonsense, there's noting wrong with those two.

(All of a sudden, the real Dr Evil's son and Mini me shows up)

Dr Evil's son: I hate to tell you this, but our car broke down, dad.

I don't believe it. Two sons and two mini mes, that should ante up the process.

No you idiot. Those two that recently showed up are real. The others are fakes.

Well it looks like we got ourselves a pair of fakes.

( comes up and takes off the disguises of and )

Oh-no.

This looks really bad.

Soilders, arrest these two

(Monkey soilders take and away)

Now back to business.

(All of a sudden, 10 monkey soilders appears with , (Speedy), , and Jesse captive)

You caught more spies?

Monkey Soilders: They were attempting to disarm the alarm, we caught them in the act. We spotted a talking charmander, but it got away.

Place the prisoners in the cells and find that Charmander

Monkey Soilders: Yes sir.

(They leave)

Looks like we're having a good day.

Or should we say, an evil day.

(Both doctors laugh till 8 monkey soilders appears with , , Optimus Primal and and Funky Kong)

Monkey Soilders: Boss, we caught 4 spies outside our base.

Good job. Lock em up.

Monkey soilders: Roger that.(They leave with the prisoners)

This is too easy.

We should celebrate with champaign.

Mini Me: Now that's freaky.

Evil's son: Sure's he weird, but my dad is starting to have a big success with his new partner.

(In the prisoner cells)

Let me guess, the mission turned out to be a failure, right?

I'm afraid so. Everywhere you looked, there was tons of security.

One of those stinkin apes disabled my weapons system.

And they dismantled my airplane. Bummer.

My demon powers were no match for those apes.

Things worked out well, till Dr Evil's son and mini me showed up.

At first, he thought we were duplicates, till he took of our disguises.

Those monkeys outnumbered us.

SPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK(like he's crying)

I guess this is the end of all of us.

(All of a sudden, Charcoal appears)

Buddy, I'm glad you're safe. There's nothing you can do to help us. Go find yourself a new master.

There's no way I'll leave you behind.

( pulls out a security card)

A security card. You stole one of those.

This is our chance to break out.

( uses the security card on the door which , , and are in)

Good job buddy. I knew you still had some spirit left.

What should I do?

Free the others, we're going after Evil and Zaius.

(Meanwhile, both doctors were drinking champaign)

This is the life.

We're both going to rule the world with people as apes.

(All of a sudden, a ninja star appears and cuts 's mouth.)

AHHH! MY MOUTH. I CUT IT ON A PIECE OF GLASS

Who goes there?

(, , and appears, then chinese fighting music starts playing)

How'd you break out?

My favorite pokemon help break us out.

We're surrounded, let's run.

(Both doctors starts to run)

I love playing a game of cat and mouse.

(The four touches of death chases the two doctors till they come across both (Gohan) and (Chibi). To their surprise, has a sayien tail.)

A sayien tail, impossible.

Serena's little sister isn't a sayien.

Actually, some of Gohan's DNA was extracted into her body to make her have a sayien's tail.

Not only that, she can transform to a giant sayien monkey.

That's right. I have this machine that produces artifical moonlight. Sure Gohan may not be affected, but Chibi will be.

Oh-no.

( and turns on the machine and artifical moonlight shines. awakens and starts to mutate and grow)

A giant sayien monkey.

( transforms to a giant sayien monkey)

Now what shall we do?

Whenever a warrior faces a sayien monkey, they are powerless.

That means we should keep our distance.

Oh-no. Not for me. One of you grabs Gohan and make a run for it.

( grabs and makes a run for it)

What are you going to do, udx?

I got to face this thing, and slash that tail off. That should reverse the process.

Good luck.(Leaves)

(Thinking) They never taught me this at Hyrule.

(Meanwhile, was running down the hallway with , and now awakened.)

So you're telling me udx is battling against a giant sayien monkey that is actually Chibi?

I hate to tell you this, but YES

(Just then the others came here)

Where's chibi?

She transformed.

Oh-no.(Starts to run the other way.

Wait, come back. It's dangerous.

Serena, wait.

She's doomed.

As if. She has the spirit to help out that monkey.

(Meanwhile, was taking serious damage during battle.)

Urrgh, this isn't what I expected

UDX, you can't beat us. We are invincible.

I have to stop it. But reaching it's tail is difficult.

(All of a sudden, appears)

Serena, get back.

Attempting to negociate is impossible. It can't remember.

(To the sayien monkey): Chibi, can you hear me? It's me, you sister.

(All of a sudden, the sayien monkey stops pounding on )

Don't stop. Continue the thrashing

I've been your sister ever since the day we were born.

(Recovering): And I adopted you when your sister disappeared and your parents were murdered. I trained you and gohan to be powerful fighters.

Please Chibi. Awaken.

(The sayien monkey starts to cry.)

Dr evil and Dr Zaius were trying to use you to take over the world

They're lying. Get back to work you hairball.

(The sayien monkey starts to charge at and )

This plan ain't working. What shall we do?

Destroy her.

( starts to activate the death ray)

Oh no you don't

( executes the X-slash on the tail of the sayien monkey a and it starts to transform back to

Udx, grab her.

AGILITY!

( uses agility, then when the sayien monkey is back to W/O clothes, runs with all his might and super jumps to grab , while the death ray misses.)

UDX, you saved me(faints)

Is she okay?

She's exhausted from battle. Let's get out of here.

(Later, has rebuilt the airplane)

I hope udx is okay. I planted a time bomb with a 5 minute delay.

(Back inside.)

Another failed plan.

Let's run like chickens.

(Both doctors, Evil's son and Mini me runs out of the base)

(Back outside)

Where are they? They should have been out by now!

(All of a sudden, runs outside.)

Where's udx?

He's starting to lose energy. I gave him a lunar capsule to keep him running.

(All of a sudden, the building explodes and comes out with still in his arms and still w/o clothes)

UDX.

I knew a warrior like yourself would save the day.

(Later in the plane on the way home)

I'm glad that's over.

(With a cloth wrapped around her.) So you're telling me I now got sayien powers, right?

Afraid so.

Spock!

Looks like spockcatte's happy to be a survivor.

We're all survivors thanks to udx.

Actually I want to thank my charmander for busting us all out.

It was nothing

And I want to thank Serena for saving my life.

The reason why I did that because I didn't want to see my sister kill the legend and I still love my sister.

Someday I'm going to find those writers.

and Someday we'll get pikachu back.

Someday, Ash is going to pay me back my bike.

And someday I shall face Queen Nephrenia.

Someday, I'll get over these new powers.
THE END.
Next episode: Light vs. Dark.