Light vs Dark
(At the Pizza Cats pizza shop, 
(Jesse) was enjoying
Pizza with 
(Stone Cold Steve Austin))
It's so romantic
I know what you're thinkin.
It's just that, we both have the same thoughts.
And you know stupid Mcmahon would force me to do these
celebrity datings if I want to stay in the WWF!
(Meanwhile, 
(James), 
(Jared) and
(Meowth) were spying on the two lovebirds)
Urrgh, I'll get that creep.
Who?
Stone Cold Steve Austin. For dating her.
I felt the same way when he dated my girlfriend.
Hey at lease, we learned that it was Vince McMahon
that forced Stone Cold to date girls.
Now Vince wants me to date this girl named Impa.
Well someone's going to go for a little revenge.
(, and appears)
We know what you're thinkin Jesse. Cue the intro.
Prepare for trouble
And your salary's not getting double
To protect the world from clumsy geeks
To make them all so nice and sheek
To prove how the macintosh sucks
To head to space cuz we're nuts.
Jared
James
Team Rocket, ready to give Vince McMahon the Bite
So he better surrender now or get caught in a fight.
Meeeeeeeeeowth, that's right.
Who came up with that idea?
Who cares, it's got some bite in it, right?
(Everyone laughs)
By the way, where's udx?
He went to go chase a odd ball guy with white hair
and wears a skirt.
Oh!
(Later, 
(UDX) was chasing 
(Sephiroth)
Come back here Sephiroth, I'm not done with you.
Nephrenia, I need help
( chases
through the woods. All of a sudden, those woods turns to grey pillars.)
What in the?
(All of a sudden, 
(Queen Nephrenia) appears)
Queen Nephrenia I presume.
Indeed, UDX. I know all about you.
How do you know about me?
My soilders told me about you. Especially Stephanie
Johnson, who is said to be the brother of one of your friends.
Your knowledge is huge, but how well are you in battle?
Actually, I do not wish to battle, instead I wish
to challenge you.
Challenge me? But you do not wish to battle.
I meant physically. I wish to challenge you to a
pokemon match.
If it's a pokemon match you want, then it's a pokemon
match you'll get.
Choose your pokemon. We are doing one-on-one.
Fine then. And don't even think about trying to
look in my head with your telekinesis.
The same goes for you.
(Later)
Have you chosen your pokemon?
I have chosen mines.
So have I. We are going with one-on-one. If you
win, I let you go. If you lose, you're my new servant.
Fine then, have at you.
Alakazam, I choose you.
Gengar, I choose you.
Alakazam
Gengar.
Ghost vs Psychic. Ghost has the advantage
As so does psychic. We have a even match.
So we have. Gengar, Night Shade
( does night shade on ,
confusing him)
Quick, Psybeam
( performs Psybeam on Gengar, he grows weak in battle.
Quick, power stomp.
( performs a power stomp and it sends a shockwave at
, damaging him. But he uses recover.)
No fair.
Give it up udx. You can't win.
As if
( was taking bad beatings from
)
Gengar, Hypnosis.
( performs hypnosis to put
to sleep)
NO!
Now the dream eater
( performs Dream Eater and was
losing too much energy)
Quick, recover.
( was too dizzy to perform recover)
Finish it off with metronome.
(: performs metronome, which activates twin needle.
And since it's a bug attack(Bug has the advantage against Psychic),
gets knocked out)
NOOOO! I LOST! NO ONE HAS EVER BEAT ME IN A
POKEMON MATCH BEFORE!
And thus by losing, you have to release me.
Fine then. You're set to go free
(Later)
Udx, where'd you been?
I saw her.
Who?
Nephrenia. I took her on and beat her.
I didn't know you were strong.
IN A POKEMON MATCH YOU IDIOT!
OH!
Where are you going?
I'm going to communicate with Cybertron. We're
going to need some new members.
(THE END)