,
(He looks gay),
Stephanie McMahon(Don't have a pic
for her), Tori(Need a pic for her), and 
walk out.)
I told you, Sage of Mana; DON'T MESS WITH
A SUPER SAYIAN.
(
kicks somewhere unpleasant!)
Don't let your guard down, my friend.
(
uses the double Mana slash and goes down!)
UDX! Come on! You can do it!
He'll do it. The Demon is tough, but UDX will win.
Did you see the Spirit Bomb that Demon pulled off?
He's a Super Sayian, Wario. That's why he can do that.
Don't Super Sayians have to start as Sayians?
Apparently Demon already qualified to be a Super Sayian when
he became the "Savior of the Civilization." I guess the outfit gave him
his Sayian abilities.
(
prepares a Mirror slash, but uses "Cloak"!)
What the.... Where'd you go?
(
uses his Eye Beam on !)
Just like you said, never let your guard down.
(Suddenly, the lights go out. Then explosions go off and turn everything red. The sound of Glass breaking is heard through the arena and The Rock's music begins to play!)
What the...?
No way!
It can't be!
It's not Possible!
(
, 
, 
, and 
walk out!!!!!)
Spockcatte! Spockcatte, Spock, Catte, Spock, CATTE!!!!
(Look at you two! Fighting over nothing! You two are the BOTVGH: TND
defenders, and here you are in front of all these people FIGHTING!!!!)
Yeah, The Rock says if you two don't shut your damn mouths,
he's gonna take your weapons, shine them up real nice, twist them
sideways, and stick'em straight up your candy @$$es!
Yeah, and that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!
........
It's very bad to curse!
I could have sworn a piano fell on him earlier in this episode.
(another piano falls on
.)
Ha, ha! I KNEW I'd have a use for that piano someday!
What's with all the pianos?
It's like that movie starring Mel Gibson!
Demon, cut the movie jokes!
Yikes! Sorry!
so now what?
(through his voice transmitter): Stop the fight.... Or feel my wrath!!!!!!
YIKES! I may be a Super Sayian, but Kane freaks me out!
Spock! Spockcatte!(There. Now you guys apologize.)
Demon, I'm sorry I got jealous of you being the savior.
No harm done, Sage of Mana.
Everybody, let's go!
back to headquarters, team!
I'm with you!
End of Part 2
Part 3: Frieza Returns
(Super Sayian
and stand on a cliff.)
I can still remember that day, Spockcatte. The day I got my
Green and Yellow armor, and the day I created you.
Spock, Spock, Spockcatte!
Ok, here it goes!
(Begin Flashback sequence.)
Narrative
I was a Demon and a human for most of my time….
Until I invented my armor.
Blue
I want to get out there and save this world! Maybe the
armor I built will help....
Narrative
But when I put it on, I turned into what I am today…
a Demon/Android/Human with the ability to switch between both forms!
Non-Narrative Armored
Oh, YEAH!!!!!
Narrative
Then I began mixing the DNA of animals with the DNA
of Pokemon. One day, I mixed a Cat's DNA with Pokemon DNA and….
Non-Narrative
....and we put this in the DNA replicator and Wham!
Narrative
It worked too well. You were born, and you were
MEGA-POWERED!!!!!!
SPOCKCATTE!!!!
(End Flashback sequence.)
Sayian
So, from that day, we've been saving the world as a team.
And I haven't regretted creating you for a second.
(Turns her head twice): Catte, Spockcatte????
what is it? (Hears noises) AW, CRUD!!!!(Charges Arm Cannon and
Rocket Launcher.)
(
and prepare for a battle with
, 
, , and 
,
the Syndicate!)
GEEZ, Those Jabronis never give me a day off!
Hey, Demon! You're a Super Sayian, right?
He's known for destroying planets and the entire Namek race!
Straight from Dragon Ball Z.....
The Syndicate: FREIZA!!!!!
WHAT THE F---?!?!?!
No cursing! This fanfic is G-Rated!
(
appears and kills !)
It's not my fault some people have cursed, you purple freak!
Just to let you, I will NOT reveal names, but two people have
cussed before.
Enough talk. You're the Demon/Android, right?
Yeah, but I have some human in me.
And he's shown us what he does to us bad guys, Emperor!
Enough of that, I though I destroyed all the Sayians, but NO! YOU
had to earn the right to be a Super Sayian!
So, you found out about S1 and his freak show, and you guys
decided to work as an alliance?
FREAK SHOW?!?!?
Yes, Freak Show.
SPOCK! CATTE, CATTE!!!!(Spockcatte uses Loud Meow!)
ACK!!!!
OW!!!!!!
ARRGGGHHH!!!!!
AHHHH!!!!!
Ha, Ha, Ha! That doesn't even tingle!
Spockcatte, I think we're in for a tough battle!
Catte?
Ha, Ha, I have a Heal spell! Now to un-paralyze the Syndicate!
HEAL SPELL?!?!
(
heals The Syndicate!)
Syndicate, it's best you stay out of the way while I handle the Super
Sayian. This battle will be your LAST, Demon_18951!!!!
Spockcatte, you and I will have to take Freiza together. Let's go!
SPOCK! MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
attempts another Loud Meow, but it has no effect!)
That Cat of yours is such an insect!
WHAT?!?!
(
freaks out on !)
So, you have something in you after all. In case you were wondering,
I also brought the Ginyu Force with me! And I'm in my forth form.
Mommy.....
(The
appears!)
Recoome.
Burter.
Jeice.
Guldo.
Captain Ginyu.
The
We are THE GINYU FORCE!(All do a flashy pose.)
You certainly when all out, didn't you Freiza?
Actually yes. Now DIE, SUPER SAYIAN!!!!!
(
knocks Demon back with an energy blast!)
Ugh.... THAT HURT, FREIZA! NOW YOU'LL DIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!
(
uppercuts , but no effect!)
This is almost TOO easy!
Get him, boss!
Yeah, Freiza, you rule!!!!!
SPOCK!!!!!!!(Spockcatte uses Cyber Beam, knocking down!)
OOF!!!! That cat has something in her, doesn't she?
CATTE!!!!!(Spockcatte uses Spike Shot on !)
ACK!!!!! I'm going to OOF!!!!(Gets hit with 's Eye Beam!)
To what?
(recovering from blast): Ugh... TO KILL YOU AND THAT CAT!!!!
(
air-strikes the entire battlefield, knocking
and on
their stomachs!)
No... this... this isn't right....
(now recovered): Spock, Spockcatte, Spockcatte!
(
picks up and carries him to safety.)
What a senseless act. A Cat pulling her master out of the line of
fire so she can go it alone. You shall suffer, feline!
SPOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Spockcatte fires a HUGE Fireball at
!)
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATTE!!!!!!!(Spockcatte fires a Noise Bubble at !)
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
fires a big plasma shot at , knocking her out!)
Catte.....
The Syndicate and Ginyu Force: YEAH, Freiza!!!!!!!!
I pity that cat and her master. They put up a huge fight. It's a shame
I had to destroy them. I'll be fair and let them die of their pain.
(walking to ): Catte, Spock....
Spockcatte….. It looks like it's game over for me.... Go.... Zoom
out of here before Freiza kills you....
Time to end this game!
Voice: yeah, and it ends in MY favor!
NO!!!!!! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!
(
appears on a cliff!)
You should know better than to oppose Vegeta, Demon, UDX, or
any of us! I've waited a long time to get back at you!
Freiza, you said you killed Vegeta!
Yeah, then whose that standing on that cliff?!?
VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freiza, You are the most annoying and dangerous piece of trash
the Earth has ever seen! IT'S PAYBACK TIME!!!!!!!!!
(
sends The to another dimension, then picks up the
Syndicate and drops them into the ocean!)
It's just you and me now, Freiza! Have at it!
Ha, Ha, You HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!!!
I think not!!!!!
(The battle went on for 20 days. During that time,
helped
escape without being sighted by Freiza, until day 20....)
NO!!!!! The Cat and the Demon got away!
The was part of the plan, fool! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
(
finishes with a HUGE Spirit Bomb!)
BLAST YOU, VEGETAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Later, back at HQ...)
Spock, Catte.(Turns head.) Spockcatte?
How's he doing, cat?
Spock, Spock, Catte, Spockcatte, Spock.
(
and show up.)
Vegeta, stand back!
Let UDX and me heal Demon!
Understood.
SPOCK!
That's right, Spockcatte has a heal spell, too.
OK, Spockcatte. You help heal your master!
(
, , and
use their heal spells on , who
awakens.)
(pulling himself up): Man.... Hey, guys.
How was it?
Freiza busted me up good. Good thing for heal spells!
Did you know that Vegeta took out Freiza?
Well, no.
Well, I did.
Spock.
well, let's move on.
(UDX's crew leaves.)
End of Part 3
Part 4: Spockcatte's Quest(Special Guest Star: Garfield)
(
is in her cat house sleeping.)
Zzzz..... Spock..... Catte..... Snore.....
(1:00 PM:
hears a noise and decides to check it out.)
Spock? Spockcatte, Catte!
Voice: Spockcatte, come to the field. You are needed.
Spock, Catte!
(Later...)
Catte!
(The mysterious guy appears and reveals himself to be
!)
Hey, Spockcatte! I've been waiting for you! As a fellow cat, I know
what you need! Eat this lasagna so you can talk!
(
eats the lasagna that gave her.)
Whew! That felt like an Italian restaurant just opened! Wha....
HEY! I can talk! I can talk!
Now that you can talk, I will send you on your assignment. You're
a rouge Pokemon, right?
Right! I stand alone.... Except for my buddy Demon!
Well, it's OK. This episode is about you, so let's get started!
Spockcatte, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to go into
Las Vegas. 10 Digimon are there at an arena awaiting a challenge.
DIGIMON?!? I'M GONNA KILL'EM! I'M GONNA RIP
THEM APART! I'M GONNA....
You may bring an ally with you. Who is one person you
can count on for something?
Well, I have stood by Demon since my birth, so...
OK, It shall be done. Now go wake him up, because my taco will
be done in 5 seconds.
(Later...)
Demon: ......ZZZZZ.......
(whispering): There he is. Good thing I can still talk like a
Pokemon!
(
uses a can of that cola that Demon likes and wakes him up.)
Yawn.... Spockcatte, what are you doing? It's only 3 AM!
Spockcatte, Spock, Spock, Catte!
Go with you to Las Vegas? OK, let's rock!
(Later....)
So, what's the surprise?
Spock, Catte, Spock.... I CAN TALK!!!!
Really? That's cool!
Enough Talk, Demon. Garfield gave us a job, and we're
gonna do it!
OK, but this isn't no freaking Mission: Impossible! Man, I can hear
Vegeta now.... "Cut the movie jokes Demon!"
Come on, there are DIGIMON in Vegas!
DIGIMON?!?! Let's Go!!!!
(Later in Vegas...)
Ok, there's where the Digi-freaks are gonna be. Let's rock!
(The arena had ten Digimon:
, 
, 
,
,
, 
, 
,
, 
, and 
.)
So what's the plan tonight, Agumon?
Yeah! I'm waiting for a fight here!
Yeah, "Little Me"! Let's here it!
Well, O.K. There's not really a PLAN, but we do want someone
to fight us.
Will it be a Pokemon?
Shut up, Gekomon! Let Agumon talk!
Yeah, Agumon is our leader, right?
Yeah, Piximon!
Yeah, you guys aren't giving him a fair shake!
O.K., Agumon. Continue.
O.K., Digimon! Let's do this!
Voices: WE DON'T THINK SO!
(
and smash through the roof!)
Spockcatte?!?
And Demon?!?!
Look out!
(
and Spockcatte destroy all but , , and
!)
HAH! Those Digi-MORONS didn't put up much of a fight!
Don't gloat yet, Demon! Wizardmon and Agnemon are two
of the best, and you don't know what I can Digivolve into!
Spock!(Searches for weaknesses.)
(Back at BOTVGH: TND headquarters,
, ,
, 
, 
,
, ,
, 
, 
, and 
were discussing a matter related to .)
So when I got up this morning, he wasn't there!
What do you think could have happened?
Maybe he was sleep-walking and went off somewhere!
Don't be so dumb, Kakerot! Androids don't sleep! And if I
know Demon_18951, he probably went on his nighttime prowl!
Growli said that he saw Demon's Spockcatte in the field talking
to someone.
The Field! I heard there were a few disturbances going on
out there!
No wonder I couldn't sleep last night.
Oh, Brother.
what?
Nothing, Mega Man. It was a figure of speech.
Well, I don't know about you, but I think they left to perfect their
skills.
Impossible! Me and Kakerot were training with him hours
before he turned himself off for his recharge!
Wait! My 6th Sense of greed tells me they're in LV!
What's LV?
Las Vegas.
I'm detecting and unwelcome presence in Las Vegas....
Digimon!
and WHAT?!?!
But there's only three because 7 others were destroyed!
Crew, Let's go to Las Vegas!
(
and his friends head off.)
(Back in Vegas,
and were laying the Smacketh
Down on .)
AGUMON!!!!!
I'm gonna curse you to the depths of hell!
I think NOT!!!!
(
uses Soul Devour and Eye Beam on the two Digimon, killing
them Both!)
WE WON!!!!
Man, I wish they still made that Crystal Pepsi that I like.
(
's crew arrives.)
(whispering): UDX is here! Don't talk like a human yet.
Spock!
Demon, are you and Spockcatte OK?
we heard you came here to fight the Digimon.
(out of breath): huff... puff... Yeah... we beat'em...
and Spockcatte... has a surprise for all of you.
Really?
That's cool with me, Demon.
Ok, Spockcatte. Go ahead.
Spockcatte, Spockcatte.... I CAN TALK!!!!!!!
You can talk?!?
Amazing! Where'd you learn to talk?
(
appears!)
From Me!
Garfield???
What's Garfield doing here?
When Spockcatte went to the field that night, I was waiting.
I sent her on the Digimon mission. Her lifelong dream was to talk, so I
made a lasagna designed to implant the human language into her mind.
wow, that must have taken a lot of time!
I would do something like that if I wasn't so busy with
team business.
Are you a member of a new Team Rocket group?
No, Proto Man! I mean OUR Team's business!
Oh.
Demon, I sense something about the Spockcatte.
So do I!
and Me!
(A Big Shadow appears.)
The Big Show?!?
(The shadow reveals himself to be The
.)
Hey, guys. What's up? Don't be nervous! I quit out of Shane
and Vince and Triple H's group!
I always thought you would be better with the DDT anyway.
Are you nuts??? I'm not changing my finisher!
He means you should joint the Dream Team!
OH! Now I get it.
(
is not there.)
Hey, where'd Demon go?
It's OK. He needs to be by himself.
(Little do they know,
played "Melody of the Dead" on his
Guitar/Keyboard combo and is at his Demon Moon Base.)
(Thinking): I can feel it... a new enemy is coming.... He's gonna
try and kill us all... and his name is....
(Yelling from a distance) HEY DEMON, YOU ALL RIGHT?
(Yelling from a distance) I'M FINE (Thinking) UDX, you made me lose
my concentration. I have to refeel it. Rumor has it is...GARLIC JR!(Coming later this season)
End of Part 4
Part 5: Demon 29062??
(
and 
are seen flying through the L.A. area.)
Spockcatte, this is sure a cool night to be out.
Yeah, but it doesn't seem complete yet...
Yeah, I know. You don't have a boyfriend.
(Demon's reminder: Spockcatte is female.)
(UDX's note: But where's the male Spockcatte?
Just because I can talk and am a cat? I don't get it.
Yeah, well I don't have a girlfriend.
(The two continue on until they see a fight!)
Just as I thought. My old rivals S1 and his Gang. Looks like
they're getting beat up, too!
And who's that fighting'em?
Let's look.
(At the fight...)
I don't think we'll win!
Now might be a good time to leave!
I agree! Let's go!
We surrender, Red and Purple android!
(The Syndicate zooms off!)
Red and Purple Android?
(Shocked): I see it, but you're not gonna believe it!
(At the site...)
Red/Purple Android
Well, those idiots are out of my hair. Those F's....
Watch your mouth!
(The android blows off
's head!)
NO ONE tells me what to do. (looks up.) Oh, no....
He's getting away!
Hey, Get back here!( changes into his Super Saiyan form
while Spockcatte becomes Metal Spock.)
Super
Ready?
Metal
Ready.
(The two fly after the Red/Purple Android
.)
Oh, great. Right when I need a rest, I've got Super Saiyan Demon_18951 on my @$$!
Tinky-Winky: Uh-Ohhhhh!!!!!!
UH-OH IS RIGHT, GAY BOY!!!(Blows up Tinky-Winky.)
Metal
I'm gonna shoot him out of the sky!(throws Metal Buzzsaws at the Android!)
OW! Going down!
(The Android goes down.)
Listen buddy, I was out all night and I've got one question for ya! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
If you really want to know, it's..... Demon_29062.
Metal
Zoinks!
Just what are you doing out here at night, anyway?
Listen, Saiyan! My affairs are just that: MY AFFAIRS! So
take a hike! And don't think of challnging me, cause I'm superior to you in every way!
Superior to a Super Saiyan? I think not!
SUPER SAIYAN?!? HA! I'm as powerful as Frieza was!
NOBODY'S as powerful as Frieza!
Metal
(thinking): I think I'd better alert UDX.
(Metal
leaves.)
I WILL defeat you, you obsolete, inferior, outdated....
You might be upgraded, but I'm STILL better than you! On
your best day even!
EXCUSE Me? MY best day? I'm afraid not!
(
1 and 2(Get it?) start punching each other rapidly like on
DragonBall Z.)
I'm gonna(Ow!) beat you to your(Ack!) Aunt Nilly!
I'm a serious one, and I'm going to make sure you never say
another wisecrack again!
You're just workin' for Frieza, ain't ya?
FRIEZA?!? Why would I work for him? He turned me into this!
So? I've seen this before!
What you're gonna see is me.... KICKING YOUR
CYBERNETIC @$$!
Thomas: shut your pottymouths!
(
blows up Thomas.)
Know your role and shut your mouth!
That's my line, jabroni.
Whatever, loser.
Ok, you two! Save for the ring. I have a fight to... ACK!!!!!
(
gets knocked off his feet by a spirit bomb!)
Surprised, phony? Don't be. I know all the Saiyan tactics
AND am trained in the art of Kaio-Ken!
Kaio-Ken?!?
That's right, KAIO-KEN. That's more than YOU know.
(Metal
returns to Spockcatte Form and arrives at base.)
Man, If this fight ain't stopped, L.A.'s gonna be torn apart!
(A ninja star flies down.)
It figures....
(
, , and appear.)
what's up?
You wouldn't believe me if I told you, so follow me!
Better do what she says.
I've always been a leader, not a follower.
whatever.
(The crew flies to L.A. But back at the fight....)
OK, you inferior model, I'm gonna do what I should have the
day you were created!(Charges up Demon Death Bomb.)
Voice: Demon, that's enough!
UDX?!?
Your Spockcatte warned me about this fight. But who's THAT?!?
FYI, They call me Demon_29062, but if you're willing to be
allies, you can call me Demon V2.
The V means Vigilante.
All: HUH?!?
When I was subjected to the Demon test, I overheard my creators
talking about reprogramming me into a Vigilante. An Android that has no
purpose other than to destroy. If that happened, every Demon in the world
would become one!
Even ME?!?
Yeah, even you.
Who created you?
If you tell us, we might be able to help.
Well it's kind of faint, but I remember one of the guys having the name, "Jeice".
Jeice???
That can only mean that the Ginyu Force is back in town!
Voice: That's why I'm here!
and Kakerott!
(
appears.)
I heard the whole thing, UDX! The Ginyu has already been
taken care of!
Good. 18951.... I'm sorry.
That's because I became a Super Saiyan before you or Vegeta!
Kakerott, how did you take out the Ginyu Force so fast?
On the way here, I saw them. Kicked their @$$es good.
Elmo: Elmo doesn't like bad words.
(
sends Elmo to another dimension(Good for him).)
We have our rights!
I say we go. you guys ready?
All: Yeah.
How about you, V2? We could always use another Demon!
Well.......OK.
(Later,
is on the phone with someone.)
yeah, but watch for Demon_29062, Demon_18951, and Spockcatte.
They don't trust you.
Voice on other line: That's OK. They'll get used to it, because I'm hunting down a madman and his lackeys for killing half my family.
(Later....)
TRUST me, V2, you're gonna love it here!
Nifty room you half here.
This is only half of it.
The other half is my sporting room where the three Super Saiyans(me, Kakerott, and Prince Vegeta) do our training.
yeah, and I'm just a Saiyan.
Don't worry, dude! I'll help you become a Super Saiyan!
Demons, Spockcatte, come up here for a minute!
The Demons and
Ok!
(Later....)
WHAT?!? You got him?!?
But he's one of the most evilest guys in the World!
well he's more concerned about revenge now.
You probably know him. His name is.... Triple H!
WOW! Is this true? Is Triple H really gonna join the Demons, UDX and the gang? Only one way to find out, so stay tuned for the conclusion to Demon's Dream on BOTVGH:TND
End of Part 5
Part 6: Rumble
Say what?
You heard me! Triple H! and he said he's after Vince McMahon for murdering
his wife Stephanie as well as Road Dogg, X-Pac, Tori, Chris Benoit, and even Billy Gunn.
I don't trust him. But seeing trechery in the system, that's bad.
Well you have to, whenever you like it or not!
But I don't trust him either.
Well, I wait till you both can trust him. Same to
you Spockcatte!
Okay!
(Later)
Man. The two demons don't trust Triple H! But I trust him! I feel as if
there was some kind of trend
UDX, there's some screaming going on outside.
Then lets check it out, buddy!
(Both
and goes outside to see
a 
, injured and lying on the ground crying)
It's an elecmon.
A digimon? But what's it doing here?
Doesn't matter. A mon is still a mon. Take it into the house
and heal it.
Right!
(
takes into the house and heals it)
Is it going to be okay?
It's severly hurt, but it's going to be okay.
(1 hour later)
Hey kid, you all right?
Who..who..who are you?
Names UDX! This is my Pokemon Charmander.
Hey there.
Get away from him.
From who?
Those digimon. They're fake. Along with the Pokemon.
Fake? I knew UDX a long time ago.
Let me show you.
(Later, where the dead digimon are)
So, what's this you're trying to show us?
The digimon your friend Demon destroyed, they're fake. Feel this
(
picks up the arm of and shows it to
! touches it and it feels like metal)
You're right! They are fake. And you're the first organic Digimon I
came across.
Better contact Demon
(Back at Demon's house)
So then he says "Are you related to Barney?" I said no and blasted him
Heh. I had worse problems. Some jerk mistook me for Britney Spears. I
had to sock him
(UDX's Note: I hate britney spears)
Hold it(Answers his communitcator) Yes?
's voice: Demon. This is UDX! Some Digimon claims that the digimon you
killed were all fake.
Fake? On it!(To the others) C'mon boys. We got work to do.
(Later)
They are fakes
Yeah, but I wonder. Why am I the only organic Digimon here?
There has to be a reason.
Well there better be, or else in 2 seconds, I'll honk your nose and
pull your underwear over your head.
Demon, cut the movie jokes!
Sorry!
Movie jokes? I don't get it.
Voice: You may not get it, but I know why Elecmon is the only organic digimon on your side.
Garfield! Is that you?
(
comes out of hiding)
Yes. Apparently, the reason is simple. The digimon from the digi
world was taken. When I saw some digimon beat up on Elecmon in which he took off, I knew
something bad was to happen. So I had to find Spockcatte to take out those 10 digimon.
Who knew. Garfield spied on those robos.
But assistanting me in learning the creators of the digifakes is
THE BIG SHOW
(Out comes
)
Big show?
Triple H? How come you're on their side?
Vince Murdered my family and even two of his family members.
I'm sorry.
So Big Show. Who did this? Who created the digifreaks?
I'll tell you, but not without telling you a special secret.
The same creator of the digifakes, is also making pokefakes.
Fake pokemon and digimon?
And we learned that the creator is: Vince McMahon
Vince?
This time! Vince has gone too far.
Yeah. But I need to tell Serena I need to break up.
What's wrong Jared?
Should it matter to you?
(A rose lands near
's foot)
Uh-oh. You know what that means!
(
appears)
UDX, Demons, Triple H, Jared, everyone else. I just learned that
Serena was abducted last night! Someone left this on her bed(Shows it to everyone. It's
the WWF symbol)
Vince!
Blast you Vince. You murdered my wife, create fake Pokemon and Digimon,
now you want to use this meatball head as bait to destroy UDX.
Where'd he get all that wisdom?
Okay, I admit it. I told him that killing Serena would be the end of
all of us.
That means I'll be gone
And this is before I marry Impa.
And you didn't propose Marriage, Kakerot.
Call me that again, and I'll...
Enough. We've got worse problems than that!
(At WWF headquarters)
So, how's everything going Bossman?
The new security measure is complete. Soon, no one can interfear
with our plans.
Excellent. With you on our side, who needs a good powerhouse.
That's me. But what if Demon_18951, Demon_29062, UDX and the gang
arrive?
I have a surprise waiting for them for busting me before. As well as
that tratior Triple H!
I can't wait to bust one in Triple H's jaw.(Leaves)
Hey, Blue Meanie. Where's Viscera?(Dedicated to Viscera, AKA Mabel)
He's busy reciting his death spell incase we have to do it. Luckily we
resurrected him
You know your part, right?
Yeah. Sprinkle the ashes of your father on that meatball head(Leaves)!
(Just then
and 
shows up)
Hey boss. We're tired of doin nuttin.
We need a good match tonight.
Well, If I can, I'll find some losers for you to battle tonight
Thank you oh wise master.(Leaves)
And good luck with the ceremony of the sacrifice.(Leaves)
(
enters a room with strapped to a pole)
You won't get away with this
Afraid I have. Tonight, you and your friends will exist no more.
(Outside the arena, the gang looks at it)
Hmm. Looks tough. Lots of security. Danger Will Robinson. Danger.
Demon. Those movie jokes are P****** me off.
I agree. Ether cut the movie jokes, or I'll kick yer @$$ good
Shut your potty mouths
(
slices 's head off)
Oh my god, he killed barney
You B******s
UDX, about Kyle and Stan.
Sorry.
(Later, they were sneaking into the area!)
This should be easy.
Wait, that's not necessary.
And why so, jack@$$?
Well it's simple. The new CEO, which is now my rival Stone Cold, just got
us new contracts. Let's go in.
(In the arena, we find
with hanging from a cross
wearing nothing)
Tonight. When it is all over, you'll remember nothing of this night.
The fools named Triple H, Rock, Stone Cold, UDX, Vegeta, Jared, James, Demon_18951, Demon_29062,
Tuxedo Mask, Mega Man, Wario, Proto Man, and DK will exist no more, once I have completed
the ceremony.
(Ah-Ah, sung by Moby, plays as
comes down the titantron with a
microphone. With him is and )
Vince you stupid piece of trash. You do realize that if you kill an
innocent girl, not only will you destroy this planet, you'll give up your soul to the devil.
Screw the devil. Screw this universe. I may be earth borned, but
I don't care about this planet. UDX, it's the negaverse that I care about.
Then why don't you go get a glass, fill it with ice, AND THEN FILL IT
WITH SHUT UP JUICE
Tell me to shut up, eh? Well maybe some of my men will take you
out
(Test, Albert, Bull Buchanan,
, , 
,
and get in battle position)
Hold it. I didn't come alone. I brought alone for the match, Triple H,
Goku, Prince Vegeta, Jared Diogo, James, Demon_18951, Demon_29062 and Tuxedo Mask
Very good. So where are they?
(DX music is playing as
comes out with , ,
, and )
(TNT by AC/DC is playing as
, and
also appear)
I don't like it when you kill my wife, my buds and create fake Pokemon and
Digimon.
Fake Pokemon and Digimon? Well, to put it that way, YOU'RE RIGHT! I
AM MAKING FAKES. THE REASON IS THIS. THE PEOPLE CAN'T CONTROL ORGANIC POKEMON AND DIGIMON!
SO IT'S UP TO MY NEW BIOMECHANICALS TO REPLACE THE ORGANICS!
You're crazy. If you expect to replace organics with technologics,
forget it!
Sure I may be that damn good of a game, but I don't replace organic
Pokemon and Digimon with technocrap!
What are you, some vehicon?
Nope. I just signed a contract with the Negaverse. Though 10 digi
creations wanted to go find better stuff than my leadership. They were Greymon, Tentamon,
Wizardmon, Agumon, Tyrannomon, Piximon, Palmon, Angemon, Birdramon and Gekomon.
Those are the same that Garfield pointed to me
(Behind a curtain) Spockcatte, they turned against Vince cuz they
were bored. Me, Big Show, Rock, Stone Cold and the rest of the Demon Dream Team will stop
the techno Pokemon and Techno Digimon.
Right(To 
)! Elecmon, you do know that
a certian house cat named Garfield is finding fakes.
Fakes? Uggh! I hate fake Digimon. But I have a cousin that takes
care of baby Digimon in the..
Just shut up!
Sorry!
Boys! To settle this. I have announced a deal. Matches for all of you.
Triple H, you, Prince Vegeta, Demon_18951 and Kakerot will face off against The Big Bossman,
Bull Buchanan, Test and Albert. James, you're up against ECW's finest: The Blue Meanie.
Demon_29062 and Jared Diogo, you both face off against Edge and Christian. Tuxedo
Mask, you'll face the resurrected Viscera. And as for you UDX. Your opponent will determine
your existence. If you win, you get the girl! If you lose, we stab you with the black knife
till you die, then we finish the ceremony so you won't even have a funeral! HAHAHAHA!
Accepted!
(Later, Match 1)
Announcer: This 4 on 4 match is setted up for one fall. Making their way to the ring. (Bossman song is playing)! They are, The Big Bossman, Bull Buchanan, Test and Albert.
(Out comes
, Bull Buchanan, Test and Albert and they head
to the ring)
(TNT by AC/DC is playing)
Announcer: And their opponents. Making their way to the ring. Demon_18951, Goku, Vegeta, and Triple H
(
, , and
comes to the ring)
Referee Mills Lane: Okay boys, I want a good clean fight. LET'S GET IT ON!
(Bell rings)
(
gets in a chokehold, but
tackles and is punching him repeately in the face! Bull Buchanan
attempts to pick up , but and
picks him up and drops him onto the table.)
Bull Buchanan: Stupid law breakers!
(
faces Test. Then he charges Test. Test acts like he's ready to block him,
but comes up and does a low blow on Test, allowing
to hit him, sending him flying(Just wait till Trish learns about what happened to Test)
Albert: Uhh, I quit
(Albert runs, but
grabs him and does a pedegree on him. Then
grabs Albert and does a rock bottom on him. 1, 2, 3)
Announcer: Here are your winners, Demon_18951, Goku, Vegeta, and Triple H!
(Match 2)
Announcer: This contest is setted up for one fall. (Team Rocket theme song is playing) Making his way to the ring, accompanied by his Growlithe and Vaporeon: James of Team Rocket
(
makes it to the ring with 
and 
)
You know, I have faced many great wrestlers once when I was part of the
ECW and the WWF! But now, after 18 months, I get to face, some fat B****** who has a ****in
blue mohawk!
(Blue meanie music is playing)
Announcer: And his opponent. Making his way to the ring. He is an ECW favorite: The Blue Meanie
(
walks all the way to the ring and does his taunt(where he shakes his
belly)
Referee Mills Lane: Okay boys. This match settles whos the best blue haired psycho! Okay, I want a good clean fight! LET'S GET IT ON!
(Bell Rings)
(
and is grappling with each other.
does a stunner to get that fat boy down.)
(
grabs 's arm and is pulling it, but
gets up and does a suplex on )
Oww
(
picks up and tosses him like a rag doll. Then he bashes him with a chair and a stick)
I can't take this anymore
(
runs to the rope and is about to jump onto , when moves out of the way and hits his face on the mat.)
(Slowly getting up) I won't give up
(
gets up and was about to run into when all of a sudden, does
a sweet chin music kick to the chin of , knocking
him out. Then pins him. 1,2,3)
Announcer: Here is your winner, James
Thanks
(Match 3)
Announcer: This tornado match is setted up for one fall! (
and 's music is playing)
Coming down the aisle, they are the world wrestling federation
tag team champions: Edge and Christian
(
and makes it to the ring and climbs into it with holding a microphone)
Now you all realize what beautiful people we are. We just act like time has not affected us. Unlike our opponents.(Gives the microphone to )
So, it is time, once again, for a Kodak momment
poses like they stole it from the Ginyu Force and people are snapping their cameras
at them)
(TNT by AC/DC is playing)
Announcer: And their opponents, coming down the aisle: Demon_29062, and the World Wrestling Federation Asian Champion: Jared Diogo!
(
and comes down the aisle and up to the ring)
Referee Mills Lane: This match is a tornado match. That means both sides will be in the ring. Whoever pins both wrestlers first wins. Okay, I want a good clean fight. LET'S GET IT ON!
(Bell Rings)
(
looks at and laughs. gets angry and punches in the face, sending him flying to the turnbuckle)
(Meanwhile,
grapples with and does a suplex to him. gets up like he took too little damage and uppercuts . Then he grabs by the legs and throws him into the turnbuckle post)
That's it
(
grabs a mallet and starts chasing with it. grabs a 2X4 and is about to whack , when all of a sudden, grabs the 2X4 and flings into the turnbuckle head first.)
(
was about to smash with the mallet, when all of a sudden, he kicks in the face, send him flying towards )
You want to pin em?
Let's both do it.
(
and pins and . 1,2,3)
Announcer: Here are your winners, Demon_29062, and Jared Diogo
(Match 4)
Announcer: This match is setted up for one fall. (Japanese Tuxedo Mask theme song is playing). Coming down the aisle with a rose in his hand, The Tuxedo Mask
(A rose lands on the ring as
comes down the aisle and into the ring! Then the Ministry music is playing)
Announcer: And his opponent. Coming down the aisle. He died last year in a car accident, but was resurrected by Vince McMahon. He is, Viscera!
(
comes down the aisle and into the ring, then stares at the crowd with the mean looks in his eyes)
Referee Mills Lane: This match is a battle between light and dark. Tuxedo Mask represents Light, the resurrected Viscera represents dark. Okay, I want a good clean fight. LET'S GET IT ON!
(Bell rings)
(
dashes to , only to miss because has moved out of the way. Then grabs while he's jumping and
throws to the ground)
(Dark voice) Face it Jerk, you're the new sacrifice to Vince's Ministry.(Gets in a boston crab)
Well someone should purify it.
(
breaks out and does a jump kick to )
You will pay.
(
dashes into , sending him to the canvas.)
Now you'll join us.
(
does a big splash, but misses because moves out of the way. Then gets in a lunar crossface.)
Ahh! My neck. I can't take it anymore
(Bell rings)
Announcer: Here is your winner by Submission, Tuxedo Mask
(Final Match)
Announcer: Here he is, Mr McMahon
(
comes down the aisle to the ring with and carrying still latched onto the cross and still wearing nothing)
Boys, tie her to the top.
(
and ties a rope around the cross and , then the cross with latched on it goes into the air suspended by the rope)
(
, and hides behind the titantron)
Announcer: This final match is setted for one fall. (Ah-ah, by Moby, is playing)! Coming down the aisle, he is the Mana Knight and Sage of Mana, UDX!
(
walks down the aisle and up to the ring)
Referee Mills Lane: UDX, Vince has decided the opponent for you and this match is set for Hardcore. You do realize that I want a good clean fight, right?
Right, but enough talk to you.(Gets the microphone)! I am stick and tired of what Vince McMahon has been doing to me, my buds, and especially Serena Tsukino, for the past weeks. I want this to end now!
(
comes out of the spotlight.)
of course it will end, but to you, for a while. Now listen to this. If you win, you get to keep the meatball head. But if you lose,(Gets out the black dagger), I'll stab you with this dagger to kill you and finish off the ceremony, thus ending your and Meatball head's existence.
Forget the crap and tell me who's my opponent.
Well it's simple. Your opponent is: Kurt Angle
(Kurt Angle's theme song plays as
comes down the aisle with a microphone in his hand.)
Being your olympic hero, I just have many things to say about UDX! First of all, there is no way he can qualify for the Realm Sword. Second, just because he worked his way to being a knight and a sage does not mean he should be qualified as a knight and a sage. Third, why care for organic Pokemon and Digimon when you can have robotic Pokemon and Digimon. Finally, no matter what you say, UDX will fall! It's true, It's true
(Bell Rings as
runs into the ring and starts attacking )
Face it UDX, you have not the strength to beat me.
(
throws into the ropes, then grabs him and throws him to the ground)
(
puts his boot on 's face and starts pressing on his face with that boot, then stops)
If you want to know how I got this power, it's because I got the DNA of a super sayien in my bloodstream.
(Behind the Titantron)
he's gonna die
Kurt Angle has power even more than Demon and UDX!
That means we're powerless to stop him
(Back at the ring,
has drained half of )
Guess you won't be around to see Sailor Meatball head die. That's just too bad.
(
breaks out and does five punches plus a kick to causing damage. He then grapples and does the Sledgehammer on , but after completing it, he bounces off and falls to the canvas.)
UDX's down.
(On the other side)
C'mon Angle, get up!
(Back at the ring,
is starting to get up, but quickly gets up and does a sommersault kick on , sending him back down.)
Now, to settle this.
(
grabs by the legs and does the sharpshooter on him)
Urrgh. Get off of me.
Not until this match ends.
I said get off.
You faced me, you failed, you face the pain.
Arrrrrggh.
(
faints)
(Bell rings)
Announcer: Here is your winner, UDX!
Yeah, he did it.
Vince, I have won the match. Now I get back Serena.
However, that's kinda tricky to do, you'll have to do that on your own.
(Looking above) No problem
(
dashed to the top and breaks from the cross and they both fall feet first without breaking anything)
UDX!
(
holds onto )
Pathetic, isn't it? That's why I'm not letting you go without a fight.
(An explosion occurs, then
and comes out with , and !)
Sorry Vince, your bio monsters were destroyed.
So much for that plan.
GET THEM
(
comes out and starts attacking . Beside , there was , , , , , , , , , , and )
You're dead meat, Demon.
(
comes out of the sky and hits on the head, then a flash hits the room)
(When the flash clears,
awakens from his bedroom)
Just a dream(Notices a note) Hmm(Reads it) Demon, to remind you, I am still after Vince McMahon for murder. Thanks for helping us. Thanks to you, UDX and the crew, this planet is safe again and Sailor Moon is still alive. I'll still be on the good side, but I want to be as bad as you, DemonV2, Goku and Vegeta. BTW, UDX adopted a Digimon called Elecmon and called it shocker. And check Spockcatte out. I think she gave birth to many offspring. Gotta Go! Triple H!
Spockcatte!
(
rushes to where and finds 9 baby spockcatte. 4 of them, metal.)
Spockcatte. I didn't know you were pregant.
Don't worry, I can take care of them myself.
's voice: Hey Demon, I got more cans of crystal pepsi.
Coming.(Leaves)
This sounds perfect.(Looks at the window and sees )
Don't forget me, Spockcatte(Disappears)
I won't
THE END
On the next episode of BOTVGH:TND, we find Jared Diogo breaking up with Sailor Moon and meeting Kiki. But when Kiki and Sailor Moon meet, Stephanie sends new men to take them on. Will the two survive? Only one way to find out, is to check the next episode of BOTVGH:TND. Batteries not included