Bounty on Big Bossman's head!!!!
By: Demon_18951

('s house. is asleep.)
.....zzzzz.....
(A dream starts up. We see in a wide-open field. He suddenly sees a girl, apparently looking like Android 18, the bloned-haired female android Dr. Gero created with Android 17 to kill Goku.)
Hmm.... this seems odd. Why does she look like Android 18?
( wakes up when he sees his clone, .)
Whoa, what a weird-o dream. Maybe UDX can do something about it.
(At that instant, awakens.)
That was a weird dream. I could have sworn I saw Demon in there, too. Let's see what UDX says....
(The Demons start running towards UDX's house. They run each other down accidentally.)
Both Demons: OUCH!!!!!
Hey man, what's with you????
I was about to ask you the same thing!!! You had that crazy dream too???
Yeah, V1. It's obviously the fact that neither of us have girlfriends.
You didn't have to blurt it out! Next thing you know, you'll say we're BROTHERS or something....
V1.... we ARE brothers.
WHAT?!?!? something's wrong with that. Maybe UDX can figure this one out....
(A few more minutes later, at UDX's house....)
You two are brothers????
Yes. We are. Seperated at birth. I remember the whole thing. We forgot the other existed until that fight. I just didn't want to tell anybody.
Oh, yeah! I now remember! the blizzard!
Right, brother.
And now you two are dreaming about this girl who looks like Android 18? Seems bizzare.
(on communicator): Demons, UDX, come to the house. I have a couple of guests who are anxious about meeting you.
We're on our way!
(Later....)
Hey, guys. My friend is in the other room. come out buddy!
(A digimon called a Spockimon comes out.)
Well, that's just prime! Another organic Digimon!
where's Razor, Spockimon?
He's out back. He's tossing trees in the sky and throw his Metal Buzzsaws at them.
That's nuts! Metal Buzzsaws? Tree Tossing? RAZOR????
But, of course, Demon! He's a Metal Spockcatte! , and WHAT?!?!?
But that's impossible! There's only one Spockcatte!
Yeah, one NORMAL Spockcatte. There's also one of me, and one of Razor.
( walks in.)
Hey, Spockcatte. How are the babies?
They're fine, Razor.
Hey, Razor! How was target practice?
Excellent! My razor blades really sliced up the dead trees back.... huh? Hey, who's the android dude with the horns?
Demon_18951's the name. And I'm betting you're Razor.
That's right! And who's the dude that looks like you?
Demon_V2/29062. I'm more serious than my brother.
Who do you think you are, wise guy?! at least I know how to have fun!
That's enough you guys!
Well, I'll be. You must be the Sage of Mana, Urian Dang X.
That's right, but you can call me UDX.
So you're Spockcatte's mate?
That's right. That explains the Metal babies, doesn't it?
( comes in with and , Vegeta's son from the future.)
hey UDX! Vegeta and I caught up with Trunks.
And he says androids are gonna attack.
Right. I've been noticing this talk of androids and.... HOLY CRAP! YOU TWO are androids!
and : US?????
dude, we may be androids, but not the ones you think!
Sure, and Vegeta isn't my father!
hey!
sorry.
I'm not a creation of Dr. Gero. I'm as much human/demon as I can get.
demon??? You're a Demon model?
: We both are, dude.
UDX, I think we should break'em up.
Maybe.
Let's stay out of this one.
Demon models have a tendency to go brezerk, even if part demon!
Well, me and my brother wanna be human.
I had a part in the dream you might not have. I dreamed that girl chose to stay with us and we could become human whenever we wished.
Human? That rules.
This is incredible. Two Demon models of the light side.
Hey, jabroni, this isn't Star Wars!
Cut the movie jokes and don't steal wrestlers' catch phrases, Demon!
That's a new one.
I need a break. Roll that comedy sketch tape, Demon.
(Little Reminder: Cuz the comedy sketch tape is too long, I'm not doing the images)
(UDX and Demon_18951 walk out on a stage in baseball uniforms.)
Demon_18951: Well UDX, it appears we've put together a baseball team. So, Who's on first?
UDX: Yes. And not the pronoun, but a player with the unlikely name of Who.
Demon_18951: Oh, THAT'S just great, UDX. We were out here six seconds and already you've managed to blow the routine!
(everybody's laughing.)
Man, Demon got you there!
Shut up and play the OTHER tape.
(Reminder: I'm not doing the..bah, you already know! Just watch idiot)
(Demon_18951 and UDX walk out in baseball uniforms again.)
Demon_18951: alright, now whaddya want?
UDX: Now look, I'm the head of the sports department. I gotta know the baseball player's names. Do you know the guys' names?
Demon_18951: Oh sure.
UDX: So you go ahead and tell me some of their names.
Can't we save that for next episode?
OK, I'll include it as a bonus short.
( flys in.)
Hey, guys. I was just ambushed!
What happened, Kakerott?
Well, I was minding my own business....
(Flashback Sequence begins.)
Narrative : .....when suddenly, something blasts me right in the back!
Unngh....
Narative Then I hit the ground, and who should I awaken to find but Androids 16, 17, and 19!
Android 19: There. The Saiyan has been killed!
Android 16: No, you idiot. Goku is still alive.
Android 17: It is a pity my sister Android 18 didn't want to join us. but she's having these.... problems.
Android 19: what kind?
Android 17: She keeps saying she has these... emotional outcries. She tells me it's becuase she's alone. Before I could ask her more, she flew off.
Android 16: Can we kill Goku now?
(suddenly....)
Narrative Then, a guy on a motorcycle drove by, and the androids flew off simply because their clothes were dirty!
(Flashback sequence ends.)
Then I could have sworn I saw Android 18 on the opposing cliff. android 17 was right!
(suddenly, crashes are heard through the roof!)
Hey, where'd the Demons go?
(A rose hits the floor and shows up.)
UDX, the Demons went off to achevie their lifelong goals!
Well, that's just prime.
Hey, nice line, but here's mine: IT'S CHOPPY-CHOPPY TIME!
Not bad.
(Meanwhile, and were flying in the night.)
Do you think everything Kakerott said is true?
Yes. Goku I can trust.
wait a sec. How come you call Kakerott "Goku" instead of Kakerott?
Because I'm used to it.
So what exactly are we doing again?
We're going to search for Android 18. So we can see if she's the one who's been in our dreams.
(on Communicator): Demons, Razor and I have found the other Androids.
where are they, dudes?
(also on Comlink): Well, you might say.... THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!
Wha????
( and get stopped by the Androids!)
Android 17: well, look who we've got here. Demon-model Androids.
Android 19: They'll be our new playmates!
Is it me, or is this android gay?
Android 19: What?!? Die you pitiful weakling!
(Android 19 charges at , but he kicks the tub-o-lard out of his way.)
(In best Nelson Muntz voice): Ha, Ha!
Wasn't this episode supposed to be about the Big Bossman and Vince McMahon????
Yeah, where are those two????
( and show up.)
are we late?
You never have to be, Bossman. You and I are villains.
Ok.
Demons, I heard about that bounty you placed on our heads!
My brother alone did it, you morons.
WOULD YOU STOP BLURTING OUT SECRETS?!?!?!
enough. Demons, You have to fight my men!
(, Bull Buchanan, Test, Albert, , , , , and jump into attack positions.)
Plus, meet Steven Richards and Right To Censor!
(Steven Richards, Goodfather, and Mr. Venis jump into position.)
Steven: Buchanan, why didn't you report with us?
Bull: I had to report with Vince's men. Android 16: I'll blow'em away.
(16 blows away all but , , Androids 17 and 19, , , , and .)
Hey, that wasn't fair!
( dropkicks and he lands on a jagged rock.)
Hey Jabroni!
(Not you, Rock.)
Now for the finishing touch!
( attempts a Swanton Bomb, but gets tripped by !)
That's for beating my @$$ in Demon's Dream!
( blows off a cliff with his cannon.)
Bye, now!
Let's get Edge and Christian!
( and get and and run!)
well, that was easy. but what do we do with the androids?
Look!
(androids 17, 16, and 19 are in pieces on the ground!)
Voice: I figured you'd need to get rid of those guys quick.
Both Demons: HOLY CRAP!!!!
(android 18 floats down.)
Android 18: I knew you two were the ones in my dream!
Us??? I guess that means....
Right. She's been in our dreams, too!
Android 18: But if we were in each other's dreams, something must be weird.....
(on Comlink): Demon, what's up?
Well, we found Android 18.
No crap?
Tinky-Winky: Uh-Oh!!!!!
Android 18: shut up.(Blows up Tinky-Winky.) what a gay loser.
(Later, Android 18 and the Demons are seen fliying back to base.)
hey, here come the Demons!
And they got one of the Androids!
(The demons and Android 18 land.)
How'd it go?
We had to fight Bossman and Vince. Now why would you kill your friends?
Android 18: Those three were the only thing standing between me and my goal... I want to be human!
everybody: WHAT??????
But we wanna be human too!
Boy this gets weirder and weirder.....
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