Candit bummers, a battle of the video games special


Hey guys, what's up
You should here this in my page. I limit on vg characters.
Oh-no, the dynamite rat and panda bear are still here.
You should hear about the cow rule
Woo-hoo, no more cows for all of us.
No you baboon. The new rule is that cows must fall on someone in the end.
Yeah, we are getting ready for the second season.
But we got to review the 1st season.
No problem, me and speedy got it all setted up.
Just then, dot warner appeared.
Wakko: Dot, how did you get here?
Dot: Simple. That Dr. Scratch'n'sniff got tired of me.
Now is there enough?
Not yet, we got chris farley, robin shou, Will smith and tommy lee jones coming.
and That will smith character is a hunk
Wakko and Girls, go fig.
Robin shou, chris farley, Tommy lee jones and Will Smith appears
Will Smith: Hey everybody, we're in the house.
In my haydays, we didn't have music to listen to.
Later...
Hey udx, why did you buy popcorn?
Snacks.
> I don't see any snacks, dummy.
I'm glad those female geezers don't have to bother us.
(They all of a sudden, saw on the movie screen, bad bird doing his impression of the MGM lion)
Couldn't they get a lion to do that?
Shut up dummy, I am trying to watch the movie.
Movie: Welcome everyone to the first battle of the video game heroes review, Which is a bad bird production.
Bad bird, I should get the IRS to clean out your house.
So what.
Movie: We are going to see parts 1 to 26.
Oh goody
(On the movie screen)movie: Here is where Mario and cranky gets revenge on Luigi
Breathing Heavily) Have you had enough??
Let me check my mailbox. (MARIO Checks mailbox)
What is it?
Here's what it says:

(Off the movie)Will smith: Now who could have wrote that?
Watch and learn.
(on the movie screen) 's voice: When Mario put that light under, the word luigi appeared
(On the movie screen):Why that little so and so. Cranky, lok at this.
's voice: Wait till Luigi gets beaten up.
(They all see on the screen luigi get beaten up)
I didn't like that scene.
You did make a really good sandwich, luigi.
No fair. Waaaaahhhhhh
Lets see the next scene.
(On the movie scene)
HAHAHAHA!! That's what you get from leaving me behind!
Wait Hold up! look!
(Everyone minus Cranky looks to where Mario is pointing and finds spilled gasoline)
Looks like the plane was SABATOGED!
Oh, yeah right!
(Everyone minus Cranky looks at Cranky's hand and-- There is gasoline on it!)
Everyone minus the Crankster: It was YOU!
(Everyone minus Cranky uppercuts Cranky into the sky)
(Out of the movie screen)
Hah, what an idiot. Can tell how good a plane is.
Look at this next scene.
(On the movie screen)
(Pointing to ) Where'd you get that Kimono, Idiots-R-Us?
You're making me angry....
, , and HIT THE DIRT!!
(Everyone but ducks and covers as is on the verge of popping)
What, it's not like he's gonna explode or anything! (Big Cheese explodes)
: I stand... *COUGH*.... corrected.
(off the movie screen)
That was ludacrist
Well you ain't seen these next scenes.
(on the movie screen)
Back in my day there were no cartoons!I knew what expectorate meant!
What does it mean?
We just sing it.
( expectorates on )
Ooh,nice rendered spit.
EEEEEEEE!
( takes out the Ginsu Sword and performs the cats eye slash, putting to sleep.)
(off the movie screen)
Finally, I got to perfect my cats eye slash.
Without a stinkin narrator.
Now for the horror
All 3 Begin to shake.
(on the movie screen)
You guys shouldn't be here.
Who says so?
Me.
They both get into a fight............
x100:I'm hungry.
swallows the samurai pizzacats.
(off the movie screen, the was still shakin)
Stop your shakin, you got a return wish
(on the movie screen)
is dancing to the music.)

All 100 's: Samurai Pizza Cats! Who do you call when you want some pepperoni...

( jump out of the mouths. takes the Emperor Fred site out of one 's mouth.)

I'll put this site where it belongs.
(off the movie screen)
If it weren't for you speedy, we'd never get out of kirby.
Well I didn't get in there.(She blows her tops and missles hits Cranky)
What did that missle head do? cough
I want to see Cranky dancin to the music.
(On the movie screen)

Anybody got any salt?

Salt? What for?

( interrupts)

to To get rid of you ya' little slug!

to Hey! I resemble.. uh.. I mean resent that!

Hey shut-up! I'm trying to watch the Three Stooges!

( and gang up on )

I'll give you Three Something all right!

trys to hit with cane: I'll get you you.. you freaky green hooligan!

dodges and Help! Mommy!

(SPC theme song starts)

, & yell in Unision: It's time for Samuri Pizza Cats!

"Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?!" "SAMURI PIZZA CATS!!!"

All: Hooray!
(off the movie screen)
Finally, some entertainment.
Hey, I can't help myself
Hey I ressemble that.
Speaking of resemble, I want to see seymour explode again
(On the movie screen)
Where have you been? This idiot was killing time(points to )

WHAT?

Everybody minus and Duck (Everybody minus hides under a rock as explodes. give them both a weggie and a cow fell on and .
(off the movie screen)
You make me look like an idiot.(Begins beating up on and
and Wait, It's not our fault.
and Duck.
(Everybody minus hides as explodes.
You should see a psycharitrist
If only Scratchnsniff was here, he'd be lunch meat.
Just shut up and check these next scenes.
(On the movie screen)
( falls. (Muddy Mole from Mole Mania appears.)

Muddy:Hey Jinbe,aren't we supposed to fight?

I'm not Jinbe,I'm Mario.

Muddy:You look like Jinbe.

( takes off disuise.He is Jinbe!)

Jinbe:You win.Now gimme your cabbages!
(off the movie screen)
and You may think Jinbe can win right?
Who gave you the rights to do that?
Forget about it and lets check out the next scene
Okay, dummy.
(On the movie screen)
Jinbe:Where are your cabbages!

Muddy:In the holes I dug.

Jinbe:All right then I----ahhhhh!

( swallows him)

Everyone except , ,and the :Hooray for Kirby!

(Cow falls on Muddy.)
(off the movie screen)
That where I caught the perpertrator. This next scene, I get revenge.
(On the movie screen)
In part 20 # 2, someone copyed me. Can you swallow him kirby?

Alllrighty, then (Kirby swallows the e-mail address "Mobo@webtv.net")

Why just me, Mario, Bowser, Kirby and you, udx?

Yeah, what?

I got a secret website

What is it?

www.wallys.com. This will let you choose from up to 75 voices, like marvin the martain.

everybody else: WOW.

Hey girly cat, my claws are sharper than yours.

WHAT??? (Slashes )

Ahh, uncle, uncle.

Cow falls on and .

and : Alright, who's the wiseguy who dropped the cow?
(off the movie screen)
I mentioned that website because my brother found it, but I still don't know who dropped the cow.
(They all look at )
Will smith: Maybe this will help(Takes out the flasher from men in black and flashes it on Cranky, which shows that he dropped a cow on polly on bowser)\
: So, we have caught you in the act. Have a taste of this(Everybody uppercuts Cranky)
Mommy.
Okay, enough fighting, let's check out the next scenes
(On the movie screen)
Diddy: Hey guys, have you seen DK?
Oh you mean the lumbering fool?
everyone else: CRANKY
Dixie: We just couldn't find them
and Uh-oh, Deja Vu of Donkey Kong Country 2.
Diddy and Dixie: Oh yeah.
K Rool appears
K Rool: You won't find the big ape. I kidnapped him. If you want him back, give me Princess Peach
Hey, crocodile teeth. She's mine.
K Rool: No way, Koopa breath.
and Diddy: Bad Kremling
Dixie: uhh, no.
Idiots today.
Here, have a EWJ cow.
Cow falls on K. Rool
K. Rool: Son of a jackal
(Off the movie screen)
Boy this is a long episode.
Luckly we only got a few more to go.
(On the movie screen)
(They all get on to a Mortercycle and head to the sunset)
Don't go to fast Mario, I'm losing my slime!!
Ok!! (He starts to go slower)
That's better!!!
(Barney the Dinosaur is hiding behind a tree ahead of them, along with Sonic the Hedgehog)
Uh, Mario, there's a Dinosaur and a Hedgehog up ahead.
If it's Barney and Sonic, I'll shoot'em with my ray gun.
(1 mile away from the crew)
Barney: Violence is not acceble in my career.
Sonic: N64 SUCKS!!!!! N64 SUCKS!!!!!!!
(Back to the crew)
Only 1 more mile to Pizza Hut, where those wierd charecters are.
Fa-red! Fa-Red!! FA-RED!!!!!
Fred said: Boy they are WIERD!!!!!
(They went 1 mile)
(Barney graps , , , Lola, and from the mortercycle)
Lets get em.
( comes to Barney and explodes on him, making him let go of everyone, and again, forgot to hide when he exploded)
Next time, warn me, Cheese!! ::::::Cough, Cough::::::
(Barney dies by the explosin, and the crew goes into Pizza Hut, being unaware of Sonic!!!!)
(Off the movie screen)
How many of you people want to see me try to shave sonic's back
Everybody raises their hands
This is too good to be true
(On the movie screen)
Sonic: Alright Mario, you and those idiots are dead. Including that other idiot(points to . She began to cry and missle went out of her hair and landed on sonic.) Ouch
Hey sonic, can I shave your back (puts the cuts blade in close range)
Sonic: Oh-no. Not that.(Sonic begins to run as chases him.
Boys, go fig.
Sonic: Help, get away from me.
So long you stupid hedgehog.(Sonic runs out the door while udx chases him.)
(Off the movie screen)
Oh that was so funny. I didn't know udx had a cutting personality.
I stole it from cuts man. But it was really funny.
Ever since Cranky ruined the party, I want to get revenge on him.
Well, thanks to me, I managed to revive the island the people on it.
One of them turns out to be that stupid archatech.
None of your beeswax, dummy
Hey, i resent that.
Hey guys, the last scene.
everyone: alright.
(On the movie screen)
Woooooooohoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
What are the 1s for, Mario?
The Writer accadintly did that. Oh yea, check out http://www.easystreet.com/~lripke.
Whoa, this page is cool.
Dylan (Our Writer) made the page.
I heard he's working on a secret project.
What is it, Dylan
(None of your bees wax, Green hatted )
Hey I recent that!!!!
(, is coming with his plane fixed)
Did you hear that guys? Were getting a ride back to Nintendo Island!!
Everyone except Wooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( comes)
Need a ride back to Nintendo Island, guys?
(The "the end" sign shows)
and This has been brought to you by Nintendo 64.
Boy I'm glad that baby was over. I bet it would take Montana Max a long time to repair Smithy.
Speaking of Smithy, I think we got two idiots in this theater.
K. Rool and appears
Parvo
King K. Rool, we meet again.
Looks like you are going to pay the hard way, Vg characters and non-vg characters.
Now I know why we should keep the non-vg characters in this fan fiction.
I bet blitz is the weirdest.
Who's the weirdest?
Non of your beeswax, Fluffy.
Hey, I resent that.
Don't be a weird boy.
K. rool: Prepare to be toast
Yeah right, I just begun to bite.
( starts to charge up his mana sword and fires the X slash at K. rool, which makes him collide with )
Yep, udx's mana X slash has been revealed.
I told you I begun to bite and I haven't gotten to the middle.
K. Rool: Oh yeah, we'll see about that(K. rool fires from his Blunderbuss, but grabs one and throws it back into K. rool's blunderbuss and to make things worse, gets caught in the explosion)
What, what I do? *cough, cough*
K rool(Looking at Donkey Kong): Hey, no fair freeing Donkey Kong, looks like Peach is mine.
Not so fast. K. rool, Parvo, you are about to witness a fireworks display
(And with that, gets out his magical ginsu sword and fires the cat's eye slash at K. rool and , sending them flying at Montana Max
Montana Max: You idiots, failing to defeat Mario.(Montana Max blows up)
Copycat.
(In his posed position): And thus ends the fireworks display
and (In their posed position Just like this) Ta-da
Later
woah, I just performed my X slash ever since I defeated Pretorius.
By the way, where are polly and lucille?
I haven't seen them.
(Just then, out came Polly and Lucille in their fuzzy outfits from the SPC episode, "No Talent Guido.")
Woah, what happened, you got brain surgery?
No you idiot, this is for next season.
Wakko: Helllllllooooo, nurse.
By the way, where's seymour?
Over here.
That costume looks ridculus.(She begins to laugh)
How dare you make fun of my geisha outfit.(Seymour explodes in front of Cranky)
That twice in one episode.*cough, cough*
(Cow falls on Cranky and he explodes)
I want my mommy.
, and That's all folks.
Finally, the end, Don't forget to check out the New sensation. Ahhhhhhh.