I wrote this a while ago. This is what happens when I get bored. I subject the poor muse to insanity beyond rational thinking. Those of you that read Gemma's LJ, have probably seen this before, but Dee so adamantly told me to post it here.

I own nothing. All characters belong to their repective parties and Gemma belongs to herself. . .it's in her contract. lol

Have a nice day.

Jade

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Jareth sat leisurely on his bed, his hand grasping that of his lover. Feeling the warmth of love overtake him, he leaned closer, pressing his lips softly to Teddy's. "What do you say, my darling? Do you want to?" he whispered in the bear's ear.

Teddy stared straight ahead, not moving an inch. Jareth took that as a ‘yes' and moved in. All of a sudden, music filled the bedchambers and Gemma jumped out of the shadows. "Da da da daaaa! Trojan Man!" she shouted, holding a box of trojans in front of her with a wide grin.

"You're a woman you fool!" Jareth growled, then continued. "What the devil are you doing?!" he screeched, sitting up quickly.

"I'm filling in," she beamed then went on with her speech, "Bringing you protection, when you need it most. Trojans, for those times when you want to get intimate. . ." she started.

"I don't want to discuss this with YOU!" he interrupted, trying to hide Teddy Ruxpin lying peacefully behind him.

Gemma tossed him the box. "Ribbed for Teddy's pleasure," she smirked, then disappeared into the shadows once more.

Jareth looked at the box in his hands. "Well, it is for your pleasure, Teddy," he grinned, opening the box and getting down to business.

::Gemma's voice rings through:: "Trust Trojan brand when close means-" ::loud thump:: "Bloody hell! You git! You didn't have to throw your boot at me, I was going!" she shouted quickly then returned to her normal every day angst.

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