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Title: Surprise, Sarah

Author: Anakerie

Rating: PG-13 for language and intent

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Here you go. Hope it's fucked up enough.


"Can't you just take the baby instead?"

"No."

"Come on. He's a good baby. He'll make a good goblin."

"No, that is NOT what I came here for and you know it."

"But... where am I going to find another daddy?"

"You should have thought of that before you made your wish"

"I wished the baby away, you fucking moron, not my father!"

"Your father has a cute ass."

"Ewwww."

"Let's not be hasty, Sarah. I'm sure rules are rules."

"DAD!"

"Do you really think I have a cute ass, Mr. Goblin King?"

"Very cute. It looks so firm and bouncy."

"I work out."

"I can't believe I'm hearing this..."

"Do you like my ass, Mr. Williams?"

"Oh my yes!"

*vomiting noises*

"Forgive her. She's a little sensative."

"I'm telling Karen!"

"Yes, you do that, Sasha."

"SARAH!"

"Umm, right. Oh, goodness! Hail to the King!"

"But... you're supposed to fall in love with me! ME! Not my father!"

"Go play, Sandra."

"Sarah!"

"KARENNNNNN!!! DADDY'S GIVING A BLOW JOB TO A WEIRD GUY IN MY BEDROOM!!!!"

"Well, of course he is, dear. You knew he was into men."

"But he's married to...OH MY GOD!"

"The Adam's Apple didn't give it away? Or the fact that I pee standing up?"

"No.... I HATE ALL OF YOU."

The end?




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