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Title: Surprise, Sarah
Author: Anakerie
Rating: PG-13 for language
and intent
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Here you go. Hope it's
fucked up enough.
"Can't you just take the baby instead?"
"No."
"Come on. He's a good baby. He'll make a good
goblin."
"No, that is NOT what I came here for and you know
it."
"But... where am I going to find another
daddy?"
"You should have thought of that before you made
your wish"
"I wished the baby away, you fucking moron, not my
father!"
"Your father has a cute ass."
"Ewwww."
"Let's not be hasty, Sarah. I'm sure rules are
rules."
"DAD!"
"Do you really think I have a cute ass, Mr. Goblin
King?"
"Very cute. It looks so firm and bouncy."
"I work out."
"I can't believe I'm hearing this..."
"Do you like my ass, Mr. Williams?"
"Oh my yes!"
*vomiting noises*
"Forgive her. She's a little sensative."
"I'm telling Karen!"
"Yes, you do that, Sasha."
"SARAH!"
"Umm, right. Oh, goodness! Hail to the King!"
"But... you're supposed to fall in love with me! ME!
Not my father!"
"Go play, Sandra."
"Sarah!"
"KARENNNNNN!!! DADDY'S GIVING A BLOW JOB TO A WEIRD
GUY IN MY BEDROOM!!!!"
"Well, of course he is, dear. You knew he was into
men."
"But he's married to...OH MY GOD!"
"The Adam's Apple didn't give it away? Or the fact
that I pee standing up?"
"No.... I HATE ALL OF YOU."
The end?
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