Written by the Smut Queen for Dee's, aka 00-Smut, birthday!

NC-17 Material. Please read at your own discretion.

OK, let's see if I can write a funny shorty, LOLOLOL!  Please don't shoot me if it comes out total shit!

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This hot summer day found Dee relaxing at the beach, sweating happily under the sun.  Lying on her fluffy Garfield beach towel, she adjusted the volume of her radio, turning down the enticing sounds of Sting's sexy velvet voice. 

"Aaaaahhhhhh, summer friggin' vacation.  About damn time, too.  Takes FOREVER to get here, and then it's gone in a flash" she thought, wishing her good friend LeeLee had been able to get away for a week and come with her. Just as she reached over to get a can of pop from her cooler, a shadow fell across her legs.

"Sonofa....don't people know I'm trying to get a frickin' TAN here???" she
thought to herself, sitting up to give someone a piece of her mind for
blocking her sun.

"Dammit, can't you...." she started to say, looking up to find an incredibly stunning man standing there with an ice cream cone in his hand, slowly licking at the edge of it.  Jaw dropping, she slowly eyeballed him from head to toe, noting the short brown hair and the green eyes, skimming across his lightly muscled bare chest and down his hard stomach to his long legs.

Inwardly thanking whatever god's had put this creature in front of her, she did her best brilliant smile and tried madly not to squeal aloud.
Smiling back at her, the 6' stranger squatted down next to her and took a
fast lick of his cone, as it was starting to drip down his knuckles.
"Um, hello" he says, trying not to ogle the skimpy bikini Dee had on her
curvaceous body.  "I was just walking along, when I happened to see you're on a Garfield blanket.  He's my absolute favorite comic, always has been" he went on, in the most luscious English accent Dee'd every laid ears on.

"I was just finishing my cone, and was going to take a quick dip in the water before heading back to the boardwalk to get some lunch.  I, uh, was wondering if you'd join me?  My name's Jude, by the way" he offered, holding out his free, non-ice creame sticky hand.

Shaking his hand, Dee intro'd herself, and said that she'd been getting kind of warm, and had been thinking about the exact same thing. 
Holding out her hand to get a lift up, she sighed inwardly again, thinking
"if this is a dream, I do NOT want to wake up, PLEASE don't let the alarm go off!". 
    

Playfully splashing water at her head after swimming cirles around her,
he dunked under the water and reappeared moments later right behind her. 
"Gotcha" he chuckled, grabbing her from behind.

Squealing from the surprise, she spun around to find herself face to face,
inches away from his lips.  "oh holy mama, look at this fine piece of man,
don't freak, DON'T FREAK" was the mantra running through her head. 
Pulling her just a little closer, he murmured "I have a confession to make.  I was watching you for quite some time back at the beach...and I really wanted to get to know you better.  You're very beautiful, you know...and it turns out you have excellent taste in beach towels as well...can't beat that".

Tilting his head down to kiss her, his lips a mere whisper from hers, they
were jerked back to reality when a little kid started to shriek nearby.
Frowning, they both turned to see a little blonde kid with poofy hair
creating a ruckus.

"JARETH!  Get back here RIGHT NOW, or I'm gonan blister your butt!!!!" an
angry mother yelled from yards away, charging after her little boy.
Shaking their heads over the rotten little kids of the world, Dee remembers he'd mentioned food a little bit earlier.  "Were you still hungry?  I know this great sandwish shop a few blocks away, it's got the best veggie sandwiches around, and you don't have to deal with freaky little kids like that inside" she joked.

Nodding, a smile creeping across his face, Jude said "sounds good to me, I
just need to change my clothes.  I think there's a changing room in the
bathrooms over there, yes?"

"Yeah, and I need to get into something dry, myself.  I'll meet you outside the bathrooms, ok?  I just need to collect my towel and things, and I'll be up in a sec."

"OK" he said, and went up ahead of her.

Just as she'd struglled out of her wet suit and was towelling off, she heard his voice from just outside the door.  "Dee, do you have any lotion?  I'm afraid I've gotten a bit of a burn"

"Yeah, lemme just grab it outta my bag", and as she bent down to fish it out of her bag, she jumped up squealing as the door opened behind her.

"I'm NAKED, ACK! OUT OUT OUT!" she cried, grabbing for her towel to cover
herself from view.

Grinning wickedly from ear to ear, he merely reached out and hauled her up
against his firm chest.

"I believe there was something that got interrupted out there" and with that, he planted his lips over hers, kissing her softly at first, and then opening her mouth with his.

As his tongue fought a duel with hers, his left hand curled around and
pressed against her lower back.  Feeling his right hand sliding up her arm to the back of her neck, Dee sighed into his neck as he broke the kiss, sliding his mouth over to her earlobe.  Licking along the edge of it, he whispered how he'd been wanting to do this for hours now, and he gently bit on the edge of her lobe, sending shivers down her spine and making her nipples harden into stiff little nubs.

Easing his other hand up her arm, he gently pulled the towel from her now
limp grasp, and tossed it lightly to the floor.  Circling one nipple with a forefinger, he gently palmed her tit, squeezing as if to test the firmness and rubbing his thumb over her nipple.

Moaning softly, she put her hand against his shoulder in a feeble attempt to regain control, but he grasped her palm and kissed it, giving her goosebumps all the way down to her toes.  Moving from her palm all the way up her arm, he lay little kisses on the inside of her arm.

"I just want to kiss you all over, your skin is so soft" he said, once more his mouth against her ear.  Leaning her back against the wooden stall wall, he started to work her breast with his mouth, while his hand roamed lower still, caressing her soft curls. 

Crying out quietly, her lower half twitched involuntarily in his direction, she gave in to her wilder desires, not caring that she was never a wanton like this.  Hell, didn't everyone have a crazy time on summer vacation at least once in their life??

Giving in to her wilder urges and deciding this was worthy of a Cosmo
Confession, she reached out and grasped his shirt, pulling it upwards with a hard yank.  Off it came, flying into a little heap in the corner of the small room.  Grinning wickedly at him, she went straight for his nipples, noticing to her delight that one was pierced, and he had a very odd tattoo of a butterfly of some sort on his left pectoral.  Nipping gently at the pierced one and sucking it into her mouth, she used her fingers to pinch the other, rolling it between her fingers until it was as stiff as hers.

"I don't like unfair odds...what you do, you get back in spades" she said to him, reaching down and cupping him through his shorts.  Feeling him already stiff and ready to go, she squeezed gently, then used both hands to undo the fly.  Pulling him free of hie restraining clothing, she squeezed again, not so gently this time, before kneeling down and taking him into her mouth. 

Slowly she licked around the head, flickering her tongue and sliding her
mouth up and down the length of him a few times before he pulled her up and kneeled to return the favor.

Slowly he licked down from her breast to her belly, before sliding his tongue in between her lips and tasting what a woman is made of.  Sliding hsi tongue back and forth over her clit and making her knees start to feel weak, he slid his hands up to her bottom cheeks and grasped them, hodling her to his face as he slid his tongue as deep inside her as he could get.

"MMmmmm" he hummed against her, causing her to jump at the unexpected
sensation.   Noticing her hips starting to twitch and her legs starting to
shake, he withdraws his mouth and slides higher, pulling off his shorts in
the process.  Stepping out of them, he kicked them to the side and moved up against her.  He took his cock in his hand and started rubbing it against her, teasing her opening with a taste of what was to come, before pushing it slowly into her wet hole.  Pushing in just a couple of inches, he pulled back out almost all the way, before sliding it slowly back in, getting her used to the feeling of him inside. 

Fully aware that what she was doing was crazy, Dee reached down and began to stroke herself lightly, enhancing the slow strokes he was doing, as he grasped one leg and propped her foot on the bench.  Steadily he increased the pace of his penetration, faster and faster, panting in her ear and telling her how hot she made him.  Biting down not so gently and sucking on her neck, he slowed his pace back down, pushing her hand out of the way and stroking her clit.

"ooooooh God, mmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm yeah" she cried, sucking in breath in shallow gasps.

Grazing his teeth along her neck to her mouth, he took her lips in a fierce kiss as he started to fuck her harder again, pounding into her, his finger rubbing circles around her clit until he felt her knees buckle as she came. 

Bracign her against the wall, he pushed a few more times, breathing hoarsely in her ear as he came, sliding in in one final hard slam, his knees locking and his balls tightening up as his load streamed into her.
Both panting hard, he withdrew from her and picked up the towel, handing it to her wordlessly.

She wiped off his sweat and residue, then they both silently dressed, trying to catch their breath.

"How about that sandwich shop, doll?  I'm starved..." he said, as they
gathered their belongings and walked out the door into the sunshine.

The End.