Contents
1. "Queen Julie" Bullshit!
2. With Christian Love
3. Freaky Fan Fiction
4. Living in Tennessee
5. Shack Nasty
6. The Shiny Adventures of Pookie and His Chi
7. Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity
8. Penguins the world's downfall
9. Oh my! Please put that carrot down
10. The wonderful world of psychosis
11. The Dinky Twinkies